Possible job for VC.

[Aberdeenplotter]

When I starred on Beechgrove garden last year.................................<giggles>

remember, championship celery, championship broad beans, brassicas to die for. Just wish I had videod that lot.

[Aberdeenplotter]

I'd get to the end of an hour's gardening slot and not mention plants once

The art of tangentisation perfected here

[ancee]

Each week you could do a spot 'one gardener and their dog' (or cat, tortoise etc) and feature one of us hapless bunch explaining how we garden against the 'elements' that we live with it: problem pets. We could explain how to rescue gardening gloves from the jaws of a gormless Rottweiler or how to rescue a Guinea pig from the fish pond. How not to cry when you've bashed your knee again tripping over your dog, how not to strangle the cat whose left deposits in the holes you'd dug for petunias... I reckon it'd win awards!

[veggiechicken]

It'd be more like real life than the fantasy weed-free gardens on GW

Ancee, you could do a slot on building a pizza oven in the garden and we could bring our veggies to use in the toppings. Make mine a kale and courgette one please.

[KevinM67]

When I starred on Beechgrove garden last year.................................<giggles>

remember, championship celery, championship broad beans, brassicas to die for. Just wish I had videod that lot.

I'm wracking my brain trying to remember .....

You weren't the wee fat bald bloke, who was drunk and leering after Carol, were you ??

[ancee]

Were you really on beechgrove? I've had months worth taped and have just finally had the time to watch them all! Can't believe I missed a star in the making! I've missed loads because I haven't been on here

[Lumpy]

Thought I might apply for it do you think the BBC is ready for me.

[bearded bloke]

Were you really on beechgrove? I've had months worth taped and have just finally had the time to watch them all! Can't believe I missed a star in the making! I've missed loads because I haven't been on here

Sadly no longer available on Iplayer but if you have a "back catalogue" recorded it was ... Episode 22 of the 2015 season ... there was a bit of on forum chat in this thread

[veggiechicken]

Thought I might apply for it do you think the BBC is ready for me.

Nobody is ready for you, Lumpy.........or me

[Aberdeenplotter]

Were you really on beechgrove? I've had months worth taped and have just finally had the time to watch them all! Can't believe I missed a star in the making! I've missed loads because I haven't been on here

Ancee, yups but it was brief to put it mildly but it went well. Not a star in the making though. If I was a loaf, my dough would have risen as far as it was going to

[KevinM67]

^^^^^ Honestly though AP - you have a plot to die for, you could tell that Jim was quite impressed.

[veggiechicken]

Ancee, yups but it was brief to put it mildly but it went well. Not a star in the making though. If I was a loaf, my dough would have risen as far as it was going to

Better to be a rising lump of dough than a stale old crusty thing

[Aberdeenplotter]

^^^^^ Honestly though AP - you have a plot to die, you could tell that Jim was quite impressed.

Kev, the plot isn't that special. I spend at least a couple of hours there weekdays and I think that is what shows.

Thank you for the lovely comment though.

Better to be a rising lump of dough than a stale old crusty thing

Vc you have such a lovely way with words

Xxx

[veggiechicken]

Thought you'd like an update.
Out of 400 applicants, there are only 8 left and the screen tests were today

[lottie dolly]

when do the results come in,i take it your in the running,else how would you know about the screen tests