All Hail the Pointy Stick

[KevinM67]

Your pointy stick is my master.

'All hail the pointy stick - lead us to redemption'

Let's go for it - a new religion, based on growing your own stuff, set free from the shackles of the the supermarkets.

Let's be real and dismiss this nonsense about some fairy like nonsense about some guy living in the clouds.

Our real God is down and dirty in the ground - us vine members need to know our place, knee deep in horse muck and praying to the weather God, under the full force of the 'stick' if you have any tendency to in any wayventure from our new religion - then the full force of the stick will become you.

[veggiechicken]

Freedom from the supermarkets - let that be our Mantra.

When the plagues of slugs and snails assault our crops.............

[Potstubsdustbins]

If you think I am going to bend over to garden whilst someone walks round with a pointy stick ....... you have another think coming my friends...........

[Lumpy]

Ah but as VC is THE only pointy stick wielder on here it means that she alone will have to run around all of our gardens stabbing the slimey critters unless of course she is going to set up the V.C.A.F.P.S.P - the Veggie Chicken Academy For Pointy Stick Professional.............

[Potstubsdustbins]

Precisely it's VC's pointy stick that is most worrying

[Nicos]

aww...poor slimey critters

* wonders if I can borrow it sometime if it doubles up as a dibber????

[veggiechicken]

Not sure about a dibber? Pool cue maybe?

[donnakebab]

Well I'm thinking a Harry Potter type pointy stick with a few spells 'Sluggus Terminatus!'

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Ah but as VC is THE only pointy stick wielder on here it means that she alone will have to run around all of our gardens stabbing the slimey critters unless of course she is going to set up the V.C.A.F.P.S.P - the Veggie Chicken Academy For Pointy Stick Professional.............

She put you in command once! And you Chuffin broke it!

[jackarmy]

I think Kev was thinking along the lines of a Rhianna pointy stick

[Greenleaves]

Just so you are all aware, VC's pointy stick is just one of the techniques the Mod's have at their disposal. Nicos has a black belt in origami for instance. So incase you think VC is not looking.....you have been warned!

[Lumpy]

Oi Deano...................yes it broke..................it's not my fault it had woodworm!

I'm going to send this to VC so she can come and poke you till you screammmmmmmmmm!

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Here! "Lumpster! Been shoved up my nose twice already! Learnt my lesson!

Which is why I have re-worded my posts from "Arse" to "Backside"

Here comes another one! I'm out of here!

[Greenleaves]

We all know you aren't really afraid of the pointy stick Deano, but I have a large stock of weed seeds!

[veggiechicken]

Deano