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What if a chicken was actually a vegetable - would feeding it occasionally with a bit of cake and gin make it an easy grower ?
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.......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)
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No way hosay!Originally posted by veggiechicken View PostWhat if Father Christmas didn't exist
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"Comment
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What if we all actually had "Green Fingers"
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"Comment
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What if - Deano could grow carrots?
Off to get muzzles for the twins!I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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What if eggs were round....................
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What if Clif Richards "Living Doll" was about a jealous womaniser with trust issues planning to imprison his current girlfriend?
New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle
�I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
― Thomas A. Edison
�Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
― Thomas A. Edison
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What if the Green Green Grass or Home was astro turf?
New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle
�I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
― Thomas A. Edison
�Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
― Thomas A. Edison
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What if it was My Darling Tangerine?
Of "Bottoms Up" is actually how we had to drink.
New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle
�I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
― Thomas A. Edison
�Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
― Thomas A. Edison
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What if "50 Shades Of Grey" was a veterinary text book on canine vision?
New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle
�I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
― Thomas A. Edison
�Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
― Thomas A. Edison
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What if there were only 2 steps to heaven................
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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What if we just switched off our Television Sets and went out and done something less boring instead?
New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle
�I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
― Thomas A. Edison
�Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
― Thomas A. Edison
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What if........ we smiled and said "hello, how are you?" to everyone we pass/meet today?Just think happy thoughtsComment
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I always do - that's how I end up having crazy conversations with strangersOriginally posted by bussinspain View Post
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