The Queens Handbag!

[Lumpy]

After seeing the pic of the Queens Great Grandaughter holding her handbag I started to wonder what she would carry inside it so here are my suggestions......

A £5 note - in case somebody wanted to see picture I.D

Extra chewy gum - to give to anybody accompanying her to prevent verbal faux pars.

A mobile phone - so she can have contact with the bookies when her horses are racing.

An I Plod - to listen to music other than the National Anthem.

[muddled]

Sugar lumps....there's always a horse nearby

[Bigmallly]

Dog Biscuits...................

[vixylix]

poop bags for the corgis? diamond crusted ones of course

[Small pumpkin]

If she's anything like me she will have a blade in her handbag

[Guest]

A brick

[Lumpy]

A brick and a blade.........................why!

[Small pumpkin]

A brick and a blade.........................why!

Because sometimes telling someone to #€#¥ off just isn't enough

[Guest]

I thought most old dears keep a brick in their handbag - I am sure my Nan did that bag was seriously heavy. Besides have you seen the youth of today? a clip round the ear isn't quite as affective as it once was

[vixylix]

ooh definitely a selfie stick too - one must always be selfie ready

[KevinM67]

She carries nothing of course, why would she - when she has a subservient nation keeping her and her family in a world of perpetual privilege, whilst her subjects face perpetual austerity.

Viva la Republic !!!

[bearded bloke]

For just one day a year in place of the blade & brick ......... boxing gloves

[Bigmallly]

If she's anything like me she will have a blade in her handbag

Does she shave?......................

[Bigmallly]

Passes Kevin the soapbox......................

[Lumpy]

Directions to the food bank if Kev has his way!