News Headline of the Day!

[veggiechicken]

Describe something that happened to you today in the manner of a newspaper headline. Something attention grabbing but probably quite ordinary and unremarkable.

Here's mine:-

Magpie and pack of dogs invade greenhouse and wipeout tomato crop.

[Potstubsdustbins]

SWMBO catches unsuspecting Potty of guard and steals away his...............newly harvested peas.

[WPG]

Worlds smallest garlic bulbs unearthed in County Down

[Lumpy]

Woman Moves The Cooker And Discovers Scientificallt Important 'New' Life Forms!

[Cadalot]

Wife frowns at husbands inability to go 24 hours without mentioning the allotment

[Jay22]

Man discovers Women have invented amazing products!

[happyhumph]

Pembrokeshire women caught in tax-avoidence "eggs for chicken-sitting duties" scandal!

[Baldy]

"Europe has been a big issue of late. Perhaps the Euro-kerfuffel and fears for the future has led to you 'Staycationing' in 2016?

Hoped to be pottering around the plot enjoying the sunshine? Well, we've got other ideas!
There are plenty of jobs to do around the house that "need to be done and need to be done now" that put the whole Brexit debate into context. Women in power is a theme that has taken hold in this particular part of the South West!

Here's our list (remember its 'just a bit of fun' folks)!

• Remove blinds
• Clean windows
• Scrub kitchen floor
• Deliver / collect child to / from work experience
• Do the grocery shopping
• Paint shelf
• "Yes, that door does need a 3rd coat"

Turn to page 6 to see Mystic Mog's predictions for tomorrow (hiint: great weather / more windows to do)
Meh!

[mothhawk]

Raspberry leaves devastated by caterpillars - how could something so small cause so much damage asks owner. Neighbours in fear for their gooseberries.

[Nannysally99]

Nanny drops Pyrex jug on her toes - are they broken? - watch this space

[Greenleaves]

Man seen in Hampshire T3sco masquerading as a pirate!

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Hard Working, so called, tight "Yorkshire Man" Questions why a Multi Million pound Company, chirping on that they have been awarded 1st place in the "Motoring Trade Fair Industry" and also record profits in the last 5 years, can cut costs by making redundancies, then expect someone to do a 14 hour shift to cover it.

Unfortunately, no one at the company was available to comment!

[Jay22]

Woman, aka moi, drops glass pot lid on granite tile in kitchen...lid shatters into a million pieces, tile cracked from end to end!

Kitchens only a year old! I could cry!!

[scarey55]

Ex pat repairs old rickety bench. People still afraid to use it

[SusieG]

Woman gets kid up for school: visits local hair dressing emporium: begrudgingly attends formal place of employment: arrives back to dwelling place and feeds family: nurtures GH offspring: quaffs large glass of Bordeaux .....