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Police Helicopter hovers overhead to see what the Barmpot is up to now.
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,” -------------------------------------------------------------------- Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
----------------------------------------------------------- KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............
Summer 2016 has been stolen from Leeds and replaced with Winter 2016. No one available to comment as all of Leeds currently suffering rickets from lack of sunshine
In actual real news... Leeds' £30 million cycle super highway has finally actually been used... by a car who wanted to avoid rush hour traffic. For the first time ever there was actually a police car in a useful place and they got pulled
scientists investigating claims that allotments cause a distruption to the space time continuum after women claims she was only on allotment for 5 minutes but THREE hours have passed......serious delays to dinner forecast.
Breaking News.......................The sun is shining in rural Lincolnshire.............experts have advised that there is no need to be alarmed because of this rare astronomical event.................emergency services are on full alert as crowds are expected to don shorts....................share values for sun cream is expected to rise.................
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.
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