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Originally posted by Jay22
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That's "Brexit" then Jay!
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad" -
Police Helicopter hovers overhead to see what the Barmpot is up to now.sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............
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Teenage daughter smiles at Dad shocker
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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