Update on the refurbishment of the Gardeners Rest

[Lumpy]

Shen - but Silas has his own secrets does he not?

Did you hear about 'that' party when the Police had to be called because of....................sorry I promised not to tell anyone about that!

[Sheneval]

You are sooo right


Apart from myself, name an other who is normal or nearly normal
I would bet that you are now struggling to name one.

rary AP - last time he was on here he sounded almost sane - but to be fair he had been absent for some time - I suspect he may have been detained under section ? to enable him to recover after being a major player on here. In fact I am sure I saw him before they let me out a month or so back - not a pretty sight

PS: I believe they have a cull every so often - why do you think VC switches houses??

All names have been changed to protect the guilty!

[Sheneval]

Shen - but Silas has his own secrets does he not?

Did you hear about 'that' party when the Police had to be called because of....................sorry I promised not to tell anyone about that!

...because of the shenanigans in the GR on halloween night? Afraid I was not present that night so know absolutely nothing about what took place in the cellar - VC promised she would never reveal the lurid details ........... sorry got to go


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu_Tpf_yGuo

[rary]

rary AP - last time he was on here he sounded ALMOST sane - but

Enough said; uh

[Lumpy]

Shen - sssshhhhhhhhhh! otherwise you know what will happen if the story gets out........the cruelty to pumpkin police will close us down all together.

After what Silas did to that pumpkin, kangeroo and bottle of tabasco who could blame them?

[Nicos]

...because of the shenanigans in the GR on halloween night?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu_Tpf_yGuo

Hang on...I didn't know Hibou was there watching what went on!

[Sheneval]

Hang on...I didn't know Hibou was there watching what went on!

Nicos - Isn't Hibou far too young to be watching what goes on the GR cellar?

[rary]

Nicos - Isn't Hibou far too young to be watching what goes on the GR cellar?

Nicos, I am far too young to be watching what goes on in the GR cellar!

[SusieG]

Reader Beware!!!

Oh oh oh ~ I think this thread should have a parental warning attached

Something like:

(Board of Vine Classification) BVC has rated this thread 18
Very Strong Language
Strong, Bloody Violence

[Small pumpkin]

What have I missed?
Are you trying to tell me the GR is holding its own version of fit club in the cellar!!!!
Very cool...........I'll play.

[Greenleaves]

Advance notice all, last orders will be called on this thread at 23.00 tomorrow.....or we wont get it finished for the grand opening

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Noooo! There's still so much to do - it'll be like Rio all over again! If you make mine a double, I'll work into the night - honest - though I can't guarantee the paint on the toilet seats will be dry!!

[JanieB]

Have you smelt dogs drying in front of a fire, it will be worse than CG, LD, MH and company removing their boots and shoving their feet in front of the fire.

Are you insinuating that my pooches pong!!! How very dare you.

and JanieB I think farthings were obsolete when jukeboxes came out

Um, removed from circulation around 1960 ish. I remember buying 2 blackjacks for a farthing (8 a penny).

Do we need some records for said machine. 'spose some of it needs to be (unmentionable) seasonal.

[bearded bloke]

Do we need some records for said machine. 'spose some of it needs to be (unmentionable) seasonal.

There will be a thread opening soon for suggestions for the GR Wurlitzer jukebox, as you will note from earlier in this thread the jukebox needs a little 'fine tuning', however until this is done satisfactorily I am uncertain as to the record holding capacity of out eventual machine. Watch this space for updated info

[Containergardener]

Gawd this place is taking forever ...I'm off to shens polybar ...��