World's worst window cleaner!

[JanieB]

I stand at the window and clean two eye holes just where I want to look out.

Dirty windows save money! You don't need curtains and the dirt acts like secondary glazing

I like your thinking VC.

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Vinegar and brown paper

Wasn't that what Jill did to Jack when he hurt his head coming down the hill??