Feeling sorry for February!

[veggiechicken]

Found this Why Are There Only 28 Days in February? | Mental Floss UK
I'm not sure about winter being monthless and December and January non-existent. It would do away with all that Chr****** shopping malarkey but it would mean I wouldn't have a birthday

[Lumpy]

You are such a wag young Rary.........so many of your posts have proved beyond doubt that you are the perfect rear end candidate for the panto horse.

[rary]

.so many of your posts have proved beyond doubt that you are the perfect rear end candidate for the panto horse.

Ah Lumpy I couldn`t fill it as well as some women on the Vine, I am quite sure some of them could give a broader scope

[SusieG]

You are such a wag young Rary.........so many of your posts have proved beyond doubt that you are the perfect rear end candidate for the panto horse.

Lumpy my dear ~ quite right ........

Ah Lumpy I couldn`t fill it as well as some women on the Vine, I am quite sure some of them could give a broader scope

Rary ~ really, REALLY flying close to the wind now, fella .........

[Lumpy]

But Rary we really need you as performer because you are so full of.............................charm. We do have a reputation to keep up after all.

[Lumpy]

Oh and thinking about horsey do dah's February is one of the best months to get some dug in. So, it's not all bad.

[rary]

I was just on the introduction thread where I found a post from BB, it was about fruit and nut cases, and in the middle of it appeard a panto horse once filmed it run off, then the next post was from Lumpy, is there any connection?

[Lumpy]

Ah young Rary there are mysteries on the Vine that you are not yet ready to encounter.

As your wisdom (and daftness) begins to exceed it's previos boundaries you will experience the full force of the.............................Opps sorry can't sat that yet.......

February - fruit trees, bushes and if warm enough garlic. Also, thinner bed socks, smaller warbles (hot water bottles) and no slugs.

[rary]

So typical change the subject just as you are getting to the interesting bit, and who needs a hot water bottle, there in no need for one when I am about

[Lumpy]

But hot water bottles contain hot water not hot............replies.

[veggiechicken]

.............hot air???
Rary's wind up or upwind???

[Lumpy]

If he has lots and lots of wind VC it proves that he will make the greatest Panto horse of all time - do you know if he can dance?

[rary]

Why do you think I turned down CD, it would be so unfair for the other contestants


Now what foot do you start off on

[Lumpy]

CD - ermmmmm

Is that Calender Disruption (Feb) - Cauliflower Diseases - Colonic Distention - Christmas Dislike or Cannot Deny?

[veggiechicken]

Charles Dickens - about the same age as rary!

and its the wrong foot, of course!!