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Ey, d'ya think because they're Spanish - we could try taunting them with a red matador cape ....... Then just as they lunge, we stick 'em ........ 
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Booby trapped maracca's? Castanets that bite back?I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Booby trapped maracas ~. You wouldn't wish that on your worst enemy .............!Originally posted by rary View PostWhere????
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We keep getting slugs in our new kitchen - I don't know what is worse - inside or out!
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We once had a sneaky snail trailing about the kitchen........def inside as you have no idea what they have been slime-ing over. Lets face it they can and, do go in all directions......Last edited by Lumpy; 19-09-2016, 04:09 PM.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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So have I. I had to move the dogs bowls as they kept climbing in them. I've decided to put down a beer trap but I need to remember to get some beer.Originally posted by vixylix View PostWe keep getting slugs in our new kitchen - I don't know what is worse - inside or out!"I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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Yep, we've had the same problem for the last few years.Originally posted by vixylix View PostWe keep getting slugs in our new kitchen - I don't know what is worse - inside or out!
Nothing worse coming downstairs, in your bare feet, during the night for a glass of water.
Anyway, fingers crossed - it's been OK this year, so far.
It has been p1ssing down all day though. Please not............because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)
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I hear that you can't beat an early morning slug between the toes........it does wonders for you wakefulness!I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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I'd argue that early morning mouse guts between your toes courtesy of a thoughtful cat are worse!Another happy Nutter...
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Yep, this reminds of when I was a kid.Originally posted by happyhumph View Post
Just woke up, getting out of bed and trying to get my slipper on - wondering why I couldn't get my foot in.
Good bless Elvis (my cat)........because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)
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hmmmm, think sliding barefoot through a spreading puddle of warm, stinking pooch diarrhoea whilst trying to open the door quick enough ~ and obviously failing that one, beats slug goo/cat pressies .......
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Jesus - I think I'm gonna boak
.......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)
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^^^^^Man up Kev...!!!
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Ahh - yes, I'd forgotten that one - obviously too traumatic & I'd wiped it from my memory!Originally posted by SusieG View Posthmmmm, think sliding barefoot through a spreading puddle of warm, stinking pooch diarrhoea whilst trying to open the door quick enough ~ and obviously failing that one, beats slug goo/cat pressies .......
We need to start a thread - what disgusting things have you stepped in?
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