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[Lumpy]

If you want me to I am more than happy to curb my daft enthusiasm and even dafter threads so that any potential recruits will not be put off.

I do have a list of more 'normal' threads that I am happy to post to get everyone chatting -

How do I darn a woolly sock?
Do radishes give you wind?
Why won't my cactus flower?

What do you think?

p.s Can we have a panto for C************

[Greenleaves]

Your post started off so well Lumpy, the word 'If' was obviously written with great sincerity

The decission on the Panto is out of my hands now.....but just so you know my stance....no!

[Lumpy]

OK then no Panto.

[Snadger]

The GYO cube.............

The role is quite straight forward really Cads....

We dont split the categories up as we work as a team, we read all the posts and act as the conscience of the forum. We like everyone else like to have a laugh along the way but are also prepaped to nip things in the bud, which we are pleased to say is very rare these days due to the great members we have.

As a team we make collective decisions about what to do and occaisionally involve the admin team but mainly when dealing with technical issues. The time given is puely voluntary and is suppose to be around an hour a day but as users as well as mods it is very rare that one of us is not around.

We read every post and look at every attachment to ensure to whole vine community remains the great place it is.

One thing we hope we are not is authoritarian or biased and because we are a team we consider responses from all sides.

So if any grapes think "I could do that" then we would love to hear from you

PS, being the only bloke Mod, I thought i would assume the role of 'bouncer' but VC is very protective of the pointy stick

You sound a bit like the Borg collective!

I knew seven of nine was there somewhere!

[Lumpy]

As I have decided that it is about time I started to act my age I would just like everyone to appreciate how hard it was not to react to the above Borg quote.

[SusieG]

As I have decided that it is about time I started to act my age I would just like everyone to appreciate how hard it was not to react to the above Borg quote.

Yes, yes, yes Lumpy -----------please react, p l e a s e ..........!!!!
We had a banter about this 'borg collective' previously........there was a lot of (tennis) balls innuendo, if I remember................

[Lumpy]

I'm sorry Susie I can't as I am a mature adult now so will give up watching anything Star Treck, Andromeda, Wobbly Dead, Z Nation, DS 9, Babylon 5 (now that one is going to hurt). etc and instead amuse my brain with programs, comments and images more befitting my age and stature.

[Baldy]

Fortunately, i may be aging but I'm not getting all mature on y'all.
Look what I found on the 'nternet...



'suits you sir' (madam?)

[SusieG]

i'm sorry susie i can't as i am a mature adult now so will give up watching anything star treck, andromeda, wobbly dead, z nation, ds 9, babylon 5 (now that one is going to hurt). Etc and instead amuse my brain with programs, comments and images more befitting my age and stature.

---------why???---------

Come come, Lumpy my dear, since when did you transform into a 'mature adult' ....??? My poor brain can't cope..........!!!

[Snadger]

I'm sorry Susie I can't as I am a mature adult now so will give up watching anything Star Treck, Andromeda, Wobbly Dead, Z Nation, DS 9, Babylon 5 (now that one is going to hurt). etc and instead amuse my brain with programs, comments and images more befitting my age and stature.

Quite like Tom & Jerry mesell!

[Lumpy]

Since 'they' won't let US have a panto at C*********** in the GR.

Do you know how heart breaking it is to have to tell the various sewn together pieces of fabric that simulate various real life animals that 'they' are no longer needed?

They are going off to the quilt factory next week for re-assignment!

On the good side I have just found a prog that lets you watch paint dry........

[veggiechicken]

Since 'they' won't let US have a panto at C*********** in the GR.

Do you know how heart breaking it is to have to tell the various sewn together pieces of fabric that simulate various real life animals that 'they' are no longer needed?

They are going off to the quilt factory next week for re-assignment!

Since when have "various sewn together pieces of fabric" been able to tell you there won't be a panto
If you're listening to tales put about by tails, I'm very worried about you

[SusieG]

Since when have "various sewn together pieces of fabric" been able to tell you there won't be a panto
If you're listening to tales put about by tails, I'm very worried about you

^^^VC, you're getting surreal again..............

[Potstubsdustbins]

^^^^Surreal never................ nuttier most definitely..............

[Lumpy]

I am sorry Veggiechicken (see I now use full titles) Greenleaves said that it was no longer in his hands so he has passed the buck onto an unknown decision maker.

He, Greenleaves also stated that in his opion there shough be NO panto this year.

As an adult member of this growing community I took it that this meant that whoever was going to make a decision was probably going to take Moderators opions into account.

The panto horse was crying.......