NEW MOD REQUIRED - apply within

[Lumpy]

Has the target fairy painted a big circle on my trunk?

I'm none of the above.......I like puppies, want world peace and have had NO plastic surgery.....so there!

[Lumpy]

Oh and as an after thought what do you want? You called me 'dear' Most call me that daft do dah or Lumpster.

And, I'm sorry VC but I do and will fib a bit when it's necessary!

[Baldy]

A "*Kelvin* & Cadalot" ticket might get some attention from voters in the South West.
Lib-Lab / Con-Lib type dynamics and all that

If Boris can be 'our' Foreign Secretary then anything is possible...

[KevinM67]

Kelvin, these are statistics - and they're not Lumpy's - because Lumpy's never lie.
One vital statistic you have omitted - 83% of Moderators are female - and we're not 100% sure about the remaining 17%

That's the mental (and totally brilliant) thing about this place - it contradicts all statistical data on male/female equality.

Once we determine Greenleaves gender - then we calculate the proper male/female mix on here.

[Lumpy]

You just leave GL alone.........they are worth their weight in horsey do dah!

[Greenleaves]

Lets just say it would a hung parliament Kevin

[Baldy]

Oh and as an after thought what do you want? You called me 'dear' Most call me that daft do dah or Lumpster.

And, I'm sorry VC but I do and will fib a bit when it's necessary!

Lumpers...
Cadders..
Balders...

VCers
Nicosers
BMers

It doesn't work... there's a reason THEY have the power... its summat to do with 'ers at the end of your username - if it sounds lovely with 'er' added then youve no chance.

Kelvin should be a shoe in...

[Cadalot]

That's the mental (and totally brilliant) thing about this place - it contradicts all statistical data on male/female equality.

Once we determine Greenleaves gender - then we calculate the proper male/female mix on here.

Now we can't be having all that positive discrimination rubbish re redress the balance and all that manure. There is no such thing as positive discrimination. Discrimination is by definition Discrimination which is ALWAYS negative.

The best man for the job is often a woman, and when God made Man, she was only joking. And if I had a feminine side as a Man I would definitely be in touch with it. ;0) and have a smile on my face.

Obviously I have demonstrated to Balders (and the rest of the vine) that clearly I'm not Mod material in any way shape of form especially on the weekend when I dress up and answer to the name of Susan see below

https://youtu.be/YXGV6xQUfWc

[veggiechicken]

Lib-Lab / Con-Lib type dynamics and all that

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I thought the in things were Poo-Labs - and they don't moult

[Lumpy]

In which case can I have a Springbatt?



a cross between a Basset Hound and a Springer Spaniel.

[KevinM67]

So anyway - as a potential candidate, I suppose I have to provide you lot of plebs with a manifesto that's easily deniable.

1. Spanish Slugs - easy, we build a wall down south way (I don't know Dover or somewhere) - yes the Spanish will pay for it
That's guaranteed.

2. Blight - I've no idea. Do those warm, rainy disease ridden air spores come from Eastern Europe. If not, can we still blame them ?

3. Weeds - now we have been promised that the UK will have full control over our food labels, isn't it good that we will have absolutely no idea what poisons will be sprayed over our food stuff, now we are free from those pesky EU jobsworths.

4 Weather - to be honest, the weather has been acting a bit reactionary recently, I promise that I will bring a more CoE attitude when it comes to our weather. I"ll make sure the rain will pish down in an orderly Presbyterian manner. It time our weather respects our crops.

Let's take back control and make the Grapevine great again.

I promise you utopia !!

[rary]

That's the mental (and totally brilliant) thing about this place - it contradicts all statistical data on male/female equality..

Kelvin where do you get this notion of equality, as far as I can see women dominate

[Baldy]

Kelvin where do you get this notion of equality, as far as I can see women dominate[/QUOTE]


https://youtu.be/dd--tIkrVoA

[Cadalot]

Steady Balders steady remember the high blood pressure.....

https://youtu.be/Hs5MAWinxqQ

[rary]

And, I'm sorry VC but I do and will fib a bit when it's necessary!

Definitely a female