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  • #16
    Has the target fairy painted a big circle on my trunk?

    I'm none of the above.......I like puppies, want world peace and have had NO plastic surgery.....so there!
    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

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    • #17
      Oh and as an after thought what do you want? You called me 'dear' Most call me that daft do dah or Lumpster.

      And, I'm sorry VC but I do and will fib a bit when it's necessary!
      Last edited by Lumpy; 03-10-2016, 09:36 PM.
      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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      • #18
        A "*Kelvin* & Cadalot" ticket might get some attention from voters in the South West.
        Lib-Lab / Con-Lib type dynamics and all that

        If Boris can be 'our' Foreign Secretary then anything is possible...
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        1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
          Kelvin, these are statistics - and they're not Lumpy's - because Lumpy's never lie.
          One vital statistic you have omitted - 83% of Moderators are female - and we're not 100% sure about the remaining 17%

          That's the mental (and totally brilliant) thing about this place - it contradicts all statistical data on male/female equality.

          Once we determine Greenleaves gender - then we calculate the proper male/female mix on here.
          .......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)

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          • #20
            You just leave GL alone.........they are worth their weight in horsey do dah!
            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

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            • #21
              Lets just say it would a hung parliament Kevin

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                Oh and as an after thought what do you want? You called me 'dear' Most call me that daft do dah or Lumpster.

                And, I'm sorry VC but I do and will fib a bit when it's necessary!
                Lumpers...
                Cadders..
                Balders...

                VCers
                Nicosers
                BMers

                It doesn't work... there's a reason THEY have the power... its summat to do with 'ers at the end of your username - if it sounds lovely with 'er' added then youve no chance.

                Kelvin should be a shoe in...
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by KevinM67 View Post
                  That's the mental (and totally brilliant) thing about this place - it contradicts all statistical data on male/female equality.

                  Once we determine Greenleaves gender - then we calculate the proper male/female mix on here.
                  Now we can't be having all that positive discrimination rubbish re redress the balance and all that manure. There is no such thing as positive discrimination. Discrimination is by definition Discrimination which is ALWAYS negative.

                  The best man for the job is often a woman, and when God made Man, she was only joking. And if I had a feminine side as a Man I would definitely be in touch with it. ;0) and have a smile on my face.

                  Obviously I have demonstrated to Balders (and the rest of the vine) that clearly I'm not Mod material in any way shape of form especially on the weekend when I dress up and answer to the name of Susan see below

                  https://youtu.be/YXGV6xQUfWc
                  Last edited by veggiechicken; 04-10-2016, 12:00 PM. Reason: Video removed
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Baldy View Post

                    Lib-Lab / Con-Lib type dynamics and all that

                    .
                    I thought the in things were Poo-Labs - and they don't moult

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                    • #25
                      In which case can I have a Springbatt?



                      a cross between a Basset Hound and a Springer Spaniel.
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                      • #26
                        So anyway - as a potential candidate, I suppose I have to provide you lot of plebs with a manifesto that's easily deniable.

                        1. Spanish Slugs - easy, we build a wall down south way (I don't know Dover or somewhere) - yes the Spanish will pay for it
                        That's guaranteed.

                        2. Blight - I've no idea. Do those warm, rainy disease ridden air spores come from Eastern Europe. If not, can we still blame them ?

                        3. Weeds - now we have been promised that the UK will have full control over our food labels, isn't it good that we will have absolutely no idea what poisons will be sprayed over our food stuff, now we are free from those pesky EU jobsworths.

                        4 Weather - to be honest, the weather has been acting a bit reactionary recently, I promise that I will bring a more CoE attitude when it comes to our weather. I"ll make sure the rain will pish down in an orderly Presbyterian manner. It time our weather respects our crops.

                        Let's take back control and make the Grapevine great again.

                        I promise you utopia !!
                        .......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by KevinM67 View Post
                          That's the mental (and totally brilliant) thing about this place - it contradicts all statistical data on male/female equality..
                          Kelvin where do you get this notion of equality, as far as I can see women dominate
                          it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                          Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                          • #28
                            Kelvin where do you get this notion of equality, as far as I can see women dominate[/QUOTE]


                            https://youtu.be/dd--tIkrVoA
                            Last edited by veggiechicken; 04-10-2016, 11:59 AM. Reason: Video removed
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                            • #29
                              Steady Balders steady remember the high blood pressure.....

                              https://youtu.be/Hs5MAWinxqQ
                              Last edited by veggiechicken; 04-10-2016, 12:00 PM. Reason: Video removed
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                                And, I'm sorry VC but I do and will fib a bit when it's necessary!
                                Definitely a female
                                Last edited by rary; 04-10-2016, 02:57 PM.
                                it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                                Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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