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What an interesting conundrum -
If you fib you are a female and if you are a female you fib!
If you fib you are a female and if you are a female you fib!
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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I think Screaming Lord Such would be a likely candidate!
(Shame he's deceased!)
Or does that matter?
My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)
Diversify & prosper
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That starts a whole new idea train Snadger.........
Now who would I like as a MOD?
There a a few people on here that I think would be brilliant Mods but.........
Otherwise it's back to the good old faithfuls of.....
Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men - cause they knew how to grow......
William Blake, the artist cause he could paint beauty even where darkness lived.......
Dr Frankenfurter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show cause as any man in stockings gets my vote for a good night out......
Last years Panto Horse cause it caused chaos and chaos is so much more interesting than bordom.....
King Kong cause you are always safe with a grilla.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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^^^^^^ I'll go for Jimmy.
Just to see the total havoc he would cause in the 'Flowers thread'........because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)
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Ah! I thought this must be a serious thread
...............NOPE Wrong again Potty the nutters abound once more.
I really should give up on you lot
Potty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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It is sort of serious in that we have a Mod vacancy to fill - but you know what this lot are like
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It started off serious Potty then when tats up as is often the case................
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Whose 'Jimmy'.............Kev - just thought I'd ask whilst the adults talk about us.Last edited by Lumpy; 04-10-2016, 09:18 PM.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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and here was me thinking, "Must be female she apologised"Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
but you thinking that it was because you might fib, made you female, makes me wonder if I really understand women
it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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Dont give up Potty, join in, it helps make the dark nights shorterOriginally posted by Potstubsdustbins View PostAh! I thought this must be a serious thread...............NOPE Wrong again Potty the nutters abound once more.
I really should give up on you lotit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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I'm not a woman I'm a Lumpy - many faces all to suit the occaision.
Rary you are on the certain road to insanity if you try and work that one out - now back to radish!Last edited by Lumpy; 04-10-2016, 09:21 PM.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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There was thread a while ago started by the bold Jimmy, where he stated that all flowers are just weeds.Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
I still have an 'inside-chuckle' now and again thinking about the increase in blood pressure it caused........because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)
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Oi you 2 we are all growers and or failures in the production of beautiful growing areas.
It's not about understanding the female of the species this is about understanding the Lumpies of the species!I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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You are so right Cad. there is as much chance of that as understanding Lumpy,but we must try, after all women are tryingOriginally posted by Cadalot View PostLike that will ever happen to a man
it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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