Veg songs.......

[happyhumph]

For some reason I've had the "76 trombones" song (just the first line) in my head today. Then this came along.....

"76 tromboncinos led the veg display
With 110 courgettes close at hand"

Now I know this is obviously a sign I should get out more , but putting that aside let's hear your ideas for song lyrics re-worked to make them more veg related.

You might need to shout loudly for me to hear you over the sound of the men in white coats coming to get me.......

[Jay-ell]

I've already redone Nelly The elephant garlic and "Roll out the marrows" - I'll find the links when I'm on a decent computer

[veggiechicken]

Peas will come................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tIJEywB4g

[Lumpy]

Sang to one of my favourites - Mack The Knife.......

In the hot house,
By the grape vine,
Lives a sluggie
Oh La La..........
It eats all and any growing,
Call it Spanish call it crime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=IW0RgtRLd1k

[Baldy]

Sweet Leaf - Black Sabbath

[Jay-ell]

Cut and pasted to add new verse
To the tune of Nellie the Elephant (Toy Dolls version )


week on week
it's been growing nice and strong
now there's been a change
and I'm a bit deranged
so I'll sing this little song

whoaaaaaaaaa

My elephant garlic's bolted
what should I do
should I scream and shout
should I pull it out
and stuff it down the loo

My elephant garlic's bolted
it's throwing up a flower
will it run to seed
and become a weed
is my future looking sour

Don't be glum
Don't sit there like an ass
'Coz if you're feeling brave
Give it a shave
And grow yourself some grass

[Jay-ell]

The other one is here
http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ml#post1476309

[Lumpy]

It's official JL is nuts!

[Cadalot]

Winter cabin fever has started I see

What about to Queen Bohemian Rhapsody

I see a little silhouette of a squash
Butternut Squash, Butternut Squash
Where have you been hiding?

Cut it now, cut it now
and put in the shed
For Me, For Me, For Meeeeeeeeee

Head Banging Bit

[gardening_gal]

Carrot Sticks.

Substitute 'carrot sticks' in place of 'happiness'. I do. I have no idea why. I have issues.

(Happiness - Ken Dodd)

[Nannysally99]

Loving this ....

[KevinM67]

Peas will come................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tIJEywB4g

All we are saying...... is give peas a chance.

[Bigmallly]

We are Champ Onions my frie-end,
And we'll keep you crying to the enddddddddd,
We are Champ Onions,
We are Champ Onions,
No time for losers cos we are Champ Onionssssss,
Of the worldddddddddddddddddddd.

[Lumpy]

To the tune of Tulips From Amsterdam.....

When it's spring again I'll sing again
To seedlings that just want to croak,
My growing ideas create lots of tears,
They are honestly just a big joke.

When I plant and sow nothing will grow.
And off to the Centre I go.....

To buy tom plants and strip veg
Oh and scissors to cut the hedge,

........

[KevinM67]

Swedes for my swede, sugar for my honey.