Should there be a Panto at the Gardener's Rest?

[Lumpy]

I totally agree Doll but unfortunately not everyone wants a panto and therefore do not care about our panto animals.

It is such a shame that this person (sorry these people) is so anti panto. However, I do understand that his tutu might be getting a bit tight after all the beautifull fruit and veg he has grown this year.

[veggiechicken]

I hate being the bearer of bad news, especially when it involve animals, but "Old Muc Donald" is better known as Big Muc
Panto animals are processed into panto-burgers!
If you've ever eaten a Big Muc, you may have realised that they are not as advertised. The bread is made of wadding and the contents are chopped and shaped fabric with the occasional glass eye for verisimilitude!

How's that for a long word this early on a Sunday?

[Greenleaves]

Good old plain english VC...you cant beat it

I find this whole thread discombobulating

[Lumpy]

Oh no it's not................

[Greenleaves]

I am saying no more on the matter until the courts decide

[Lumpy]

As a mature adult I shall look forward to my time in court with my illustrious legal team at my side.

I shall ask the Judge (Lord Justice Slugger) to consider the following issues -

That Democracy (well nearly) cannot be overturned just because you are a Pantophobe.

That numerous creature rely on the panto to allow them to pay for their various hobbies e.g Elephant Bog Snorkling, Horsey Hopscotch and Kangaroo River Dance lessons.

That if the panto is cancelled Father C******** plus associated Fairies, Elves and Goblins etc - which are a normal part of most festivities will be forced to move into Greenleaves house and hold year long celebrations.

Oh and I want to see Cad and Baldy Timewarp as the photo's will pay for any further extension work needed to the GR itself.

[Lumpy]

Yo Hoo Greenleaves - I have come as an exhausted and brain numbingly bored mature person to offer you and all those who are Pantophobes a compromise so that we can avoid litigation, frustration, constipation and recrimination.

Would you consider having a Karaoke instead of a panto. This would however, have to include all of the panto animals and Cad and Baldy in their underwear.

What do you think?

[Greenleaves]

No comment

[Lumpy]

Nobody could say that I didn't try.........

[Cadalot]

I did hear some people say you were very trying Lumpy.

Look at the banner I get under the last post now, even the grapevine website is Pro Panto

[mothhawk]

Erm, has anyone noticed at the top of here in the voting section : says 10 people voted but there's 20 votes cast ..........??????????????

KevinM67....you must be a Libra - they can never make up their minds......

That's cos Kevin voted for all of them - it's a multiple choice vote, see?

[Greenleaves]

I am saying no more on the matter until the courts decide

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A ruling has been made

[KevinM67]

That's cos Kevin voted for all of them - it's a multiple choice vote, see?

In my defence - I was just checking to see if you could make multiple entries.

I was going to go back in and post my 'true' answer - but it wouldn't let me.

[Lumpy]

I shall remember in future that such important voting techniques can be abused........I wish I'd known.......next time Kev please feel free to snitch to the rest of us mortals.

[rary]

We could install exercise bikes to generate power. One hour's pedalling provides enough energy to pull a pint and consumes enough calories to stop them piling on the hips

I take it this is for the female members of the Vine, and anyway I have a hand drill

Aye but who is going to get it??

ME

SAVE OUR ANIMALS,SAVE OUR ANIMALS ,SAVE OUR ANIMALS,they can be saved this year,and MC Donalds bill will be paid,i will be the first unknown benifactor to contribute to the debt,also have lots off fabric to send the quilt factory,so as not to squelsh on a deal,also see NS to see if end of season garments can be reused/recycled to a good cause,yours sincerely an anonimus nutter

So right LD I will contribute also, if someone lends me the money

I shall remember in future that such important voting techniques can be abused........I wish I'd known.......next time Kev please feel free to snitch to the rest of us mortals.

I thought that votes were always cast that way