Welcome to the Gardeners Rest Halloween Party............................

[Lumpy]

Hello Ladies, Gentlemen and Mods to this years Halloween Party.

I hope that you are all well and have a good day plotting and planning.......

Sorry Officer what's that?

Yes, I know that the GR regulars have a reputation. Yes, I know that we will all be attested if we misbehave.

Officers I. Arrestou and Binky Atonn please fell free to walk around the exhibits and partake of the festivities.

Phew they are off to the cake stall so let me carry on...........

Rary, RARY please try and stop the Mods in the pit screaming and shouting as it is putting me off..........

Yes, I know you are throwing them jammy doughnuts, choco slugs (Spanish dipped in Fairy Milk) and toffee apples but please.........if you have to use the buckets of watery horsey doo dahs to keep them quiet do so.

Where was I?

Please feel free to have a look around but I would recommend that at 7.30pm you all gather around the pit to watch the Pin The Tail On The Mod competition.

We have a very special guest joining us tonght so with baited breath let the daftness begin.......

[Lumpy]

And so there they are the Moderators - VC, GL Scarey etc etc etc.

I have had an excusary note from Scarlet who reckons that the bone in her foot prevets her from taking part on Dr's prders.

Let me set the scene according to the CCTV.................VC and Bren are having a happy old time with my picnic basket balanced on Brens huge pot in the middle of the pit.

Small Pumkin is telling anyone that will listen that she is innocent.

Greenleaves is doing the man mod thing and sauntering around like he owns the place and Scarey has just frightentd Rary............

The gates open........Cad, Deano, Moth Hawk, J-L and Balders go running in to apply their sticky tails.......they stop suddenly as they realise that a very special guest has decended into the pit........

It's It's It's Chris Barber Riley from Admin who became available as soon as he joined the pumpkin competition...............what is he doing.............

He has tackled Nanny Sal and Doll....the cad. He is running towards Baldy........Look out Baldy.........Too Late!

VC has a sticky tail on the back of her head, BM has planted a doozy on Nicos' elbow and Bren is drinking gin.

It is chaos readers..............................

[rary]

sorry I am a bit late but was sitting with the lights out and couldnt see the time, plus sitting in a darkened room with OH was....... no, you are too young to know

[Nicos]

Hang on a sec...!!!!

who let 'them over there' have a free rein with the drawing pins????.....

[Nicos]

...who is supposed to in charge of the buffet?

[veggiechicken]

and I'm waiting for SP to bring me a drink before I go out there and have my feather's ruffled

[scarey55]

*flails arms and legs. Gerroff me you mad lot or I'll have your guts...

[Ms-T]

Small Pumkin,don't run holding that glass ,bring it over here and i'll hold it for you...
got yer...hee hee

[veggiechicken]

...............on a piece of toast, with a side order of...........

[Bren In Pots]

Lumpy tell VC that its kind to share, shes trying to eat all the cake

[Bren In Pots]

Now VC wants toast as well as Cake, its not fair.

[veggiechicken]

LUMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Share..........or.................

[Nicos]

OMG!!!! ...where are the bouncers????

[veggiechicken]

............I'm a bit confused! What did you put in the punch?

[veggiechicken]

OMG!!!! ...where are the bouncers????

You need to go to specsavers, Nicos!!