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which... are made of liquorice something AP has been growing in his allotment for many, many years. However, recently he has reduced his consumption following an EU directive as a result of a woman having an overdose which is why AP thinks women who cannot handle their Pontefract cake intake should...Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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to the composting toilet, as Pontefract cake gives plenty of material for spreading over the flower beds. Now who wants to have a treat, I am willing to buy anyone the drink they want, if they are looking for a rare whisky or brandy or any other drink its their choice, now I dont make this offer every day, all they have to do is give me the money and I will order it for them from the bar and bring it to their table, all just for the price of a pint.Last edited by rary; 27-11-2016, 10:33 PM.it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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rary - I have given your suggestion careful consideration but as I was going to ask one of my girls from the polybar to fetch my pints at the GR I must respectfully decline - others may of course feel differently but I wouldn't bet on it.Attached FilesEndeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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Sorry - wrong picAttached FilesEndeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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Where will you get mineral water at this time of night, VC? and see that stick over there by the fire, that pointy one, I think its been used as a poker, through it in to give us a heatit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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Originally posted by veggiechicken View PostI hate those papapaparazzi, stuttered VC indignantly. When did they take that photo of me!!
Originally posted by veggiechicken View PostRary, there's a nice orangeade on the tray for you and a tomato juice for Shen.Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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