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  • and tidy - especially his pockets where he sewed up his money which was hard earned ..............
    Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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    • due to his secret passion for...................
      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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      • pontefract cakes which ...............................

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        • which... are made of liquorice something AP has been growing in his allotment for many, many years. However, recently he has reduced his consumption following an EU directive as a result of a woman having an overdose which is why AP thinks women who cannot handle their Pontefract cake intake should...
          Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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          • certainly not contemplate handling their output because .....................

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            • they might be put out? and go...............
              Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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              • to the composting toilet, as Pontefract cake gives plenty of material for spreading over the flower beds. Now who wants to have a treat, I am willing to buy anyone the drink they want, if they are looking for a rare whisky or brandy or any other drink its their choice, now I dont make this offer every day, all they have to do is give me the money and I will order it for them from the bar and bring it to their table, all just for the price of a pint.
                Last edited by rary; 27-11-2016, 10:33 PM.
                it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                • rary - I have given your suggestion careful consideration but as I was going to ask one of my girls from the polybar to fetch my pints at the GR I must respectfully decline - others may of course feel differently but I wouldn't bet on it.
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                  • Sorry - wrong pic
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                    • I hate those papapaparazzi, stuttered VC indignantly. When did they take that photo of me!!
                      Rary, there's a nice orangeade on the tray for you and a tomato juice for Shen.
                      Enjoy your drinks, Boys, I'm off to get something a bit stronger.............

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                      • Where will you get mineral water at this time of night, VC? and see that stick over there by the fire, that pointy one, I think its been used as a poker, through it in to give us a heat
                        it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                        Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                        • ...coz it's freezing in here! I missed the grand opening but I'm here today...so where's the welcome drink...
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                          • rary had it
                            Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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                            • You're a bit too late, Jay, sorry - but you're in good time to do the washing up
                              You'll find the.............
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                              • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                                I hate those papapaparazzi, stuttered VC indignantly. When did they take that photo of me!!
                                VC That is my youngest daughter - never knew there was a likeness

                                Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                                Rary, there's a nice orangeade on the tray for you and a tomato juice for Shen.
                                That is the reason I threw her out the house and the polybar - she refused to serve me beer for 6 months- she was a good cook though but man lives not by food alone
                                Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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