The Gardeners Rest #11 ( 2016)

[Aberdeenplotter]

pint of the black stuff said AP who was a bit fed up of reading about ish trees . I've heard of ash but not ish he said as he tried to google summat on his wind up phone. Did Rary ever leave money behind the bar to pay for a round? He promised ...................................

[Lumpy]

that he would (nt)......typical.....................

[rary]

AP you know that I would, but their are a number of people watching to see if I put a fiver behind the bar, as they know that it is worth more due to my practice of signing any notes that I get, I don't get many so they are quite rare, they would put a fiver in its place, but its not the same

[Aberdeenplotter]

Nah, Rary is the salt of the earth, we just have to pepper over his .........................

[Lumpy]

paper money because it came from...............

[Jay22]

Short arms and long pockets although knowing rary...

[veggiechicken]

..............he'd have his pockets stitched up anyway, just in case they were picked............

[veggiechicken]

............Look what I found in the bottom of the VSP box!!



Do you think we can grow a tree before Christmas? It would save the "Boys" having to trek into the forest after dark and AP could settle down with a Fir-kin of the black stuff.........

[lottie dolly]

whilst he works out how come you found these at the bottom of the VSP box,and ponders on said seeds,bit off a tall order fore a tree,but it does look rather like bean seeds,i know he shouted,lets plant the beans and see what happens,also who will be the one to climb it

[Jay22]

Jack, Jack, where are you? No doubt he was looking after his little grandchildren! Who then can climb this beanstalk that rary has planted?

[Lumpy]

Shen is pencilled in for it said Lumpy..................don't worry it is all

[veggiechicken]

...........going pear, I mean, bean-shaped, Lumpy said crossing her fingers and eyes and staring at the............

[rary]

..............he'd have his pockets stitched up anyway, just in case they were picked............

My worst nightmare,...... Well one of them

[Lumpy]

Rary stop changing the subject as it won't stop you from being audition in your absense said...........

[rary]

Greeeeee I'm away to count my beans, and I am not doing anything in your panto, I will be too busy doing all the rest of the work that you lot keep landing me with, and counting beans mean am away tae sulk