The Gardeners Rest #11 ( 2016)

[Tripmeup]

The toilets hardly need cleaning already do they?
Mine is a Guinness and some of Rary's Glenfiddich

[bramble]

I dont think Trip shouldbe having drink tonight he has to go to Ikea in the morning.
Give that man no drink.

[Tripmeup]

I dont think Trip shouldbe having drink tonight he has to go to Ikea in the morning.
Give that man no drink.

I went this evening Bramble..
It was a lot better than I thought it would be.. Quiet enough actually so was loaded and ready to go by 6...Not put them together yet though

So pour away 😀

[rary]

Just popped in to see every thing is in order, and talking of order I hope there will be better order in here than there was last year, and no casting asp esperxx no saying anything bad about me. Now I have been out at a Burns Supper and now in here stone cold sober, I hope Trip hasn't moved or opened my bottle, also FYI. Lumpy the slops that I collect are for a good cause, just as some folks feed the birds, I feed your other garden friends, I let the slugs and snail's have a party with them, you should here the singing that goes on when they all cung cong,,meet at the saucer of slops I put out for them, it would put some of the performer's in the GR to shame. Well as it appears every one is away to bed I will have a look round to see if there are any free drinks

[Nicos]

The following morning brought scenes of Nicos sat there wearing her fluffy red slippers
( 2 clicks of her heels together had transported her home last night) , holding a huge mug of tea....watching rary showing Cad footage of last night's drunken revelling of his slugs skinny dipping in
the dish of slops he'd put out
He'd already given some of them names, but his favourite is....

[Small pumpkin]

......Bartholomew Smithe. A 4 1/2 inch orange slug, that enjoys a pint of the black stuff! While rary watches Bartholomew finishing his 3rd pint, he starts to working on a plane to get out of the house for the lunch time session in the GR , so he can......

[Nicos]

recharge his phone
Little does he know that SP has a few jobs up her sleeves for him....

[Small pumpkin]

... His first job will be to find all the missing glasses. I think he will find most of them in the tardis. He's got to be careful I think VC is still in there sleeping it off, if he wakes her.........

[Cadalot]

too quickly she could impale him with the pointy stick as her self defence reactions are still highly tuned from her days as a grapevine mod. Rary slowly enters the building...

[Nicos]

....peeping around the corner, holding...

[Cadalot]

his Nokia 3310 in his hand (Yes he still has a 3310 because he is just too tight to buy a modern smart phone) slowly he moves towards the ......

[Greenleaves]

Half empty glasses surrounding the grapes who are still sleeping of their......

[rary]

The bar where he is sure that's where he dropped the five pence last night, seeing SP wearing one of those sleeveless jumpers decides to leave out a brush for her so that she can heat herself up by brushing out the GR, it really needs to be kept tidy and not get into the same state as last year, then pulling out his valuable antique mobile phone looks round to see where he can plug it in for charging as

[Lumpy]

Lumpy, bright as a button in her screaming pink onesies came rushing, well, half hopping into the bar.

Those that were conscious noticed that she had one high heeled wellie and a clog on her feet.

She dragged behing her a very sleepy Elvis impersonator - Sorry everyone last night I mis read the info sheet and announced that the elves had arrived I was supposed to say the Elvis had arrived to sing to VC.

Are those VC's feet sticking out of the tardis?

What are we going to do with him now?

Rary are you any good at polishing.................

[Nicos]

...spit and polishing cos that ....