The Gardeners Rest #11 ( 2016)

[Hazel at the Hill]

.......'Me, me, me', Hazel answers with her hand up, 'I'm lurking at the back!'.

So that's one of Rary's questions out the way - although, Hazel ponders, 'it does cause a bit of a paradox being that as I have just said that I am lurking at the back, I am no longer lurking at the back.' Hmm.

I won't worry though, continued Hazel, 'we have the Tardis on hand in which these conundrums seem to be able to be ironed out, so we'll just wait for the Universe to realign itself to fit the available reality, and whilst we're waiting, perhaps someone will serve me a pint?'

'What's on tap, barkeep?'

'You'll be lucky to get served round here', growled a low voice from the corner, 'don't you know that before you came in we had a .....'

[Lumpy]

n indoor, behing the bar, waist deep, full of slugs water feature.........although GL and BM have been working to sort it all out I have had to chew on wine gums said the very disgruntled AP.

As he continued to complain his teeth suddenly.......

[rary]

Started chattering on their own accord getting them under control AP said he would have to go back home as he had picked up the wrong teeth, he had his wife's in, and they were not used to not talking

[Sheneval]

talking rubbish, (with apologies to AP's missus), although it has to said that she is a mere novice in comparison to VC who...................

[veggiechicken]

..........."Refuses" (geddit?) to talk Rubbish and whose every word is meaningful, valuable and recycled daily into..........

[burnie]

horse dung, has anybody got any for my..............

[Sheneval]

for my... next door neighbour - his wife has an allotment and wants to swap............

[veggiechicken]

........her husband for something a bit more steamy and better smelling than..........

[Lumpy]

the old boiler she had, had to ...........

[veggiechicken]

............kick it every morning to get it to work and kick it out again at night before............

[Lumpy]

it made a huge stinky.......

[mothhawk]

....stinking heap of ashes in the grate.

I'm so glad we don't have a solid fuel boiler in the GR any more, said MH, as she came into the warmth of the bar. Taking turns to shovel on the coal was no fun last winter.

Mind you, the new wood-burning stove in the snug is brilliant. Someone pass the kettle, I'll stick it on top and we'll soon have...

[Lumpy]

hot toddies going for those that want them.............not me not me shouted a very alarmed............

[Sheneval]

rary - fearful that he was going to get conned into buying a round of drinks and even more so that the said drink was going to be spiked by honey and/or lemon juice or some other such concoction whereas he much preferred....

[mothhawk]

...things to be neat

Who's going to.....