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  • ..........a hundred packets of seeds or ...............

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    • Ha Ha Ha said Lumpy who in her best James Bong villain voice just wanted to own THE pointy.

      She knew that VC had seen her a few days ago behing the hedges in the garden practising with a fake stick......she knew that she had been heard saying.........
      Last edited by Lumpy; 01-12-2016, 09:21 PM.
      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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      • Hubble bubble toil and .........................

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        • ...........dribble, as she pushed her teeth back in and slurped on a glass of................

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          • Rotter,

            Where has been the Aberdeen Plotter..........maybe he has not been in the GR because he had to have..............
            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

            Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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            • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
              ...........dribble, as she pushed her teeth back in and slurped on a glass of................
              The strongest red wine yo could imagine - it was like glue but it did help stop.............
              I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

              Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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              • Oi! never mind about VC, Lumpy and the pointy stick, if VC has a drink the bar's open ....mine's a large...
                "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                Oxfordshire

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                • .............bag full of gold doubloons and I'm going to buy you all a drink, said Janie with a swagger as she'd just come ashore from..............

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                  • lemonade and I hear AP is having an operation to remove his wallet from his hand, at least with rary it just his short arms with deep pocket that prevents him from paying for his drink
                    it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                    Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                    • Now rary is sitting pondering how he will manage to go two days with the GR being closed, will he go to an other hostt ho pub, will VC make new acquaintances while searching for yellow tickets, will Shen produce the legendary pointy stick, one wonders where he hid it to get it out the GR, will AP survive the operation to remove his wallet, and will Lumpy find a script for a one person pantomime, oh and plus a horse
                      it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                      Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                      • Don't worry Rary as I have a job for you so you won't have to spend all your time in philosophical thought...........as it is now December we need to get the Christmas tree sorted so you and Shen can go and collect it.........here it is



                        its sort of in the middle -ish. I put a yellow sticker on it and left you an axe so that.....
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                        Last edited by Lumpy; 02-12-2016, 07:25 AM.
                        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                        • Why don't we take one from the outside of the forest, save disturbing the animals, if we have to walk to the middle we might damage some trees, or, disturb the forest animals, or even worse Shen might start singing
                          it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                          Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                          • .. although by no stretch of the imagination can what Shen does be described as singing - croaking perhaps? I do remember when visiting Gavin Maxwell's house as described in his book 'Ring of Bright Water' which is accessed by walking through woods hearing this beautiful sound ringing/echoing through the woods which turned out to be a German gentleman with an Opera singers voice - alas Shen could never reach these heights nor that tone although the allotment bell has a certain appeal - getit - to it which...
                            Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                            Nutter by Nature

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                            • If you want to belt it out Shen there will be no complaints from me, when I mentioned it I was thinking about the danger of frightening the forest animals, I can just remove my hearing aid
                              it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                              Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                              • as we walk towards the especially selected middle - ish tree that had been paid for - thats why it had a sticker on it.

                                Now as far as the little forest animals are concerned please don't worry about them as they will happily scamper along with you both assured Lumpy.

                                In fact you could bring me back a...........
                                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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