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he had to ride Trigger over the..............
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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............allotments! Bouncing bare back over the beds with a boil on his bum was sure to.............Comment
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make him groan and make us all laugh said.......................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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I will be keeping all my clothes on so no bare back ridding, and you promised not to say anything about the boil Lumpy, I will not be letting you try to burst any more, and I will not be in the panto, I dont like pantomimes I dont go to pantomimes
Last edited by rary; 03-12-2016, 10:05 PM.it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers
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Its not my fault that your boil was as big as.......................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Pumpkins. As we all know a Small Pumpkin...........Comment
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OI !! It wasn't me! ..........or was it? Is the bar still serving? What's that hiding behind the Christmas tree! Has an animal got in or is it........Comment
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rary, making sure he isn't asked to stand anyone a.....Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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quick flash of his boily bits....................SP had gotten her industrial sized glass of beer from the bar and was sitting in quiet contemplation dreaming of the days when she had a boyfriend who was very hairy and always insisted on wearing a red floppy hat when all of a sudden her drink went flying as she launched herself out of the chair and ran screaming towards............Last edited by Lumpy; 04-12-2016, 10:39 AM.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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..........the toilets!!
Aaaargh, what have you put in the beer this year? Taste like ***** fluid!! or is it..............Comment
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Rary's poultice for the boil on his bum? Oh heck cried rary, that's done it...Last edited by Jay22; 04-12-2016, 11:04 AM.sigpicComment
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they all know that I have been dipping my bum in the beer to ease the inflammation...I really hope they don't find out that I have been...............I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Sucking the salt off the peanuts at the bar and putting them back in the bowl....
SP re appeared from the little girls room....WHERE IS HE !!!.......I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! You can stick the season of peace and good will. NO ONE MESSES WITH MY PINT and gets away with it!!! Next second rary ambles into the bar for his late afternoon/ early evening drink........Comment
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took one look at the expression on SP's face and promptly..............I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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