The Gardeners Rest #11 ( 2016)

[veggiechicken]

Q What's brown, pointed and sticky?

A. - a pointy stick!

Well done Lottie for giving rary the clue he needed
OK, Mom's here so who'd like a drink?
You would?
OK, I'll put the kettle on........................

[lottie dolly]

WHooooooray party time LD brings in the plate of cake and egg sanies,what else is other coming with

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

I've a very well cooked "Pork Shank" I'm willing to share!

Kettle, kettle, kettle!

Not on your "Nelly"

Mine's a "Carling Darling" It is Wednesday after all, and all down hill from here!

Tis nice n warm in here! But that "Tardis" is a real eyesore n takes up that much room! Sorry! It needs to go! As a little worried after a few, I would mistake it as a compost toilet, and we all know fancy electrical "Gadgets" n water don't mix very well!

I see "Lumpy's" still sat on the end of the bar after an afternoon session, what on earth is she gunna do when..............

[Lumpy]

she thinks she might be a bit too squiffy to enjoy the party...............I wouldn't miss this for the world said a slightly slurred Lumpy....................not only Doll's butties and cake but an intellectual Rary and a free drink off the new super rooster.................

Oh and while I remember - What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Not being that intrigued! But need to know cause I woldn't sleep otherwise!

[Lumpy]

An alarm cluck!...............Oh no shouted Deano I wish I.....

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Had stayed at home, now worried as to how "The Lumpster" is gunna get home in one piece! Being in the state. She's in

Rary shouted, if I can actually get my hand in my bin, order a taxi, I'll pay to get her home safe, but we all know..............

[rary]

There is very little chance of getting a taxi to stop at the GR

[rary]

However I am here to have a drink with our MoM, and no I don't want tea, coffee or soft drink a bottle of good Scotch whisky, and to show that I trust you I will let you pick

[veggiechicken]

Barman/maid, a bottle of your finest malt for my good friend rary, I promised you a drink for, you know what
Who else would like a drink, food, whatever.......just put it on my tab VC said

This Momship has gone to her head...........

[rary]

Oi Lumpy as you are good at making up rhymes ie. Rary the red nosed reindeer, how come we don't have a garden related Christmas Carol, or theme song, after all we could have roasting potatoes, carrot as well as parsnip, with a repeat cucumber (or any other veg that comes back) also our own rain Dear, so how about it, lets get a good sing song going with our own GR choir

[rary]

Well thank you VC that will be go down well, now who would like a drink from my bottle of malt that my friend VC. MoM bought for me







You have thirty seconds to answer

[Sheneval]

There were Gasps of incredulity from all round the room followed by pint tumblers being thrust under rary's nose from every direction - just a half 'pint' of the hard stuff for me as I'm driving said Shen waving the pint tumbler about so that nobody else could get in front.............

[veggiechicken]

You may be too late Shen. Rary couldn't decide which malt to drink so he's trying them all



You'll find him in the cellar..............

[Jay22]

He's even sniffing out the Angels Share, nothing gets past rary. All of a sudden...