The Gardeners Rest #11 ( 2016)

[veggiechicken]

..........professes to have none!

Ayway, all good actors & actresses already have parts in a panto, and those that were left were carp!
Maybe it was time to consider an alternative entertainment.............

[Lumpy]

Said Nicos who favoured the futuristic Crimbo entertainments.........Lumpy agreed and with a little wave said 'Goodbye' to her dictatorship so that a more....................

[rary]

to avoid Lumpy's idea of a Christmas Panto.

She had heard Rary say this from the slightly open window that overlooked the garde where she had been sitting in various out bursts of sun, rain, snow, hail and wind...

You should have rung the door bell when you were in my garden, for that's the one place I know you get all that weather in the one day in fact the one hour, you would have been made most welcome, and you would have been given tea or coffee and biscuits free of charge.



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I am trying to stop my wife from being so extravagant, but like the rest of you she doesn't listen

[rary]

Ayway, all good actors & actresses already have parts in a panto,.

OH NO WE DON'T said

[rary]

Could a kind Mod help with the above
I am finding the kindle very slow and my patience very thin

[Sheneval]

..just like Shen's hair which..............

[rary]

We could collect and make a tree decoration

[Sheneval]

... thus matching the silver bells and...........

[Jay22]

cockleshells, and pretty...

[Greenleaves]

Could a kind Mod help with the above
I am finding the kindle very slow and my patience very thin

Sorry to interupt said the Weed Fairy, your wish is my command

[lottie dolly]

the weed fairy is excused said LD as she started singing
ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS
my true love gave to me
5 copper rings
4 chickens clucking
blight free tomatoes
water melons ripening
and a pkt of parsely seeds
on the 6 day of christmas my true love gave to me
perfect potatoes
4 chickens clucking
blight proof potatoes
water melons ripening
and a pkt of parseley seeds
on the 7th day of christmas my true love gave to me
7 healthy brassicas
just then a loud scream rang out thought the GR............

[Lumpy]

as a very large elf tumbled down the chimney and landed in a heap in the fireplace.

Looking at the few that were in the GR he raised his voice to a soprano and asked.......................does anybody know where the North Pole is as I have a job..........

[Jay22]

seeing the hands in front of my face I'm so drunk! Drunk, cried rary, how...

[Sheneval]

...did I manage to get so drunk - I hope someone else bought the drinks he muttered with his hands searching in his pockets but all he came up with .............

[rary]

Thank you, so scrub the Weed Fairy of the list for putting on top of the Christmas tree, will need to pay more attention to what I am posting that's two Mods off the list for shoving on top of the tree