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Good afternoon, I decided to drop in for lunch, barkeep I want a salad well a fruit salad, well grapes actually, grape juice, fermented grape juice, wine, I will have bottles of wine for my lunch
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it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers
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........all the regulars have run out of money buying rary drink or perhaps rary has been doing his Artful Dodger impression again, being unable to get his hands in his own stitched up pockets he.........Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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............"Well Hello, Rary," said a Bunch of Grapes that came lolloping through the old wooden pub door, that had been reinstated after the demolition and rebuild.
We Grapes heard you were offering to buy wine - and treat us to lunch.
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That was a mss print it should have been bottle of wine, singular, but seen you are all here have a drink
Bar keep water all roundit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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.............my feet in the gents - think its water anyway though it does smell a bit like...........Comment
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I meant o tell you earlier when I was in the other night and sitting quietly in the corner as usual Jay came over but didn't see me and she started talking to her glass of wine, it went, we had a deal, you said you could make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer, I have seen Lumpys Vidio, we need to talkit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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...beer.. think I'll have to steer clear of the urinals in future said VC.. can't think why I was in here anyway she said scratching her............Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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bamboo cane that was helping tp wean her off her pointy stick..................I know I will go and sitI have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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...............in the bar and wait for Shen to arrive as I owe him a drink............and you Lumpy and Jay. What will you have.............Comment
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Well, VC I once heard about a cocktail called a 'daftasaboxoffrogs'. So, if you are offering I'll have one of those.
It is made up from vodka, gin, banana, radish, spring onion and cough syrup.............I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Sounds like my kinda drink Lumpy, that froot organic ?, if not......Comment
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You missed someoneOriginally posted by veggiechicken View Post
it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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..............Oh No I didn't.................Jack's here and he's very welcome. Would you like a double "daftasaboxoffrogs"?Comment
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Willing to give you that pointy stick right back
always the bridesmaid (Last edited by jackarmy; 09-12-2016, 09:19 PM.Comment
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I don't have a pointy stick now, jack. I've handed it back and come over to the norty side Still waiting for an opportunity.................
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