lotion to the boil on my bum as its not getting any......
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Xcuse Me...Sorry to interrupt....but can't a girl get a drink in this pub..."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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I've been waving a note around for an hour now. do I have to dance on the bar in the nude to get a drink?"I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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Janie - don't waft money around like that else Rary will take your fingers off like a surgical saw with his purse.......he will then tell you that you told him to........he is such a rascal that I was wondering about.......I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.
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Janie don't wave that note in the air like that, give it here and I will do that for you, save you straining your wrist waving it about like thatit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers
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and while I am doing that for you, if you go out the back you could practice your dancing, and don't worry your note will be safe in my handsit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers
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Lumpy came rushing in all excited...........I've got a job.....I've got a job she shouted to nobody in the bar.......I'm going to be a voice over artist for a certain infamous rapper off the exfactor.......I'm going off now to find my fame and..............I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.
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Glasses that Scroll Lumpy CD and I may have too go and find some ...
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