The Gardeners Rest #11 ( 2016)

[jackarmy]

Earplugs to make sure im unable to hear the garbage that spouts from her trap......., in other news

( too late again ) the above reply was to Lumpys post lol, just in case lumpy lady thinks im on about the garbage that spouts from her mouth, im not

[Cadalot]

It has been discovered that the Pantomime horse is actually a secret agent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkLsdQhZsw0 for .....

[Jay22]

sent by the infamous...

[Lumpy]

Lumpy Laydee the world renowned rap artiste so she could release a potential No 1 Christmas hit titled...

Trig....Trig...A Trig....Trig.....Trig.......

Verse 3 changes to......

H...H....H...oof...oof........

[veggiechicken]

....with and 'ell and a You and an Em and a Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................

[Lumpy]

Lumpy runs off towards the toilets desparate for a piddle while VC starts to hatch a dastardly plan to get Lumpy Laydee to................

[veggiechicken]

..............act like a normal Lumpy and not a failed prima donna with a weak bladder and .............

[Lumpy]

a trunk that can play notes that shatter glass......



While all this was going on Trigger was sitting in the corner unseen by everybody........he was watching with great interest as his mission briefing had been to infiltrate the well known den of inequity called the Gardeners Rest.

He casually removed a recording device from the secret compartment in his back left hoof and pressed the record button just in time to hear......

[veggiechicken]

[Lumpy]

after VC had eaten 5 pickled eggs in quick succession.

Not quite the info he was looking for 00T continued to wait...............and wait...................and wait until finally he spotted something on the snug wall that.......

[Sheneval]

caught his eye; or both his eyes to be strictly accurate, there on the wall was..............

[Jay22]

a hook and on the hook was rary's wallet! Wait cried Lumpy...

[veggiechicken]

.............It could be a trap! I can see a cord leading out of it into................

[Lumpy]

the left leg of Alf the Elf. Could he be a....................

[Jay22]

puppet on a string or even a...