The Gardeners Rest #11 ( 2016)

[Lumpy]

member of M Elf 5 said Lumpy who jumped to grab the cord but missed appalingly and landed on .....

[Sheneval]

top of rary who was climbing the wall desperately trying to get hold of his most treasured possession but with Lumpy on top....

[veggiechicken]

.........he was onto a loser. There was only one way to reach his purse first but it was not the action of a gentleman! However, where money was involved, especailly his, rary could be very norty........and so.........

[Lumpy]

shoving his hand up her trunk Rary pushed and shoved to try and free himself.

Unfortunately Alf the Elf got there before him and threw the purse to Trigger (00T) who knew that there was clandeatine info contained within.............

[Lumpy]

and just as Trigger was about to get the decoder out of his saddlebags the door burst open and in charged the reporters from the Daily Gutter.

As the photograhers clicked away there was a scene of utter chaos........Rary was being held in a comforting half nelson by VC as he wailed like a banshee, Lumpy was stomping around the bar with a severly distorted trunk, Shen had managed to tackle Alf the Elf but the squirmy little criiter had wiggled away so Shen was left with his trousers, GL had arrived, after complaints from the neighbours 3 miles away and got hit in the sprouts by the barmaid who was throwing pickled eggs at VC and..............

[rary]

What a surprise, the purse was filled with I. O. Us from most of the regulars of the GR no wonder poor rary wanted to keep hold of it all the time, his generosity had left him skint, and this was the only proof he had after what he was owed

[Lumpy]

However, Alf the Elf did not know this and threw it to Trigger over Rary's head.

It's about time Rary accepted...................

[Sheneval]

that he ain't going to get paid for these debts celebrated the GR regulars - many cries of fill them up on rary were heard with glasses clinking and faces filled with..........

[Lumpy]

flashes from the photographers....................

STOP shouted Bren, Scarlet and Scarey as they flung the door open and stood in the bar like a trio of glorious Amazons in their combat wellies.

Enough is enough and you................

[Sheneval]

lot have been taking advantage of poor rary for far to long - it's all VC's fault they cried - ever since she gave up her Mod dom she's being spreading.............

[Lumpy]

jam and marmalade onto her toast at the same time and we all know what that does to a persons.....

[veggiechicken]

............."Here we go again" grumbled VC, crawling out from beneath the sofa. "I always get the blame for everything. They pick on me because I'm short and old and a chicken. Its VCist and I think you should all stand up for me..............and with that VC tottered, fell over and landed.............

[Lumpy]

on top of the nest she had made out of old wine bottles and pickled eggs.

Don't worry VC shouted Lumpy from behind the piano I'm on your side as this lot don't appreciate.....

[veggiechicken]

..........how special we are! We should be revered, put on a pefestal and..............

[Sheneval]

painted pure white as befits our Mod ethics whereby we vow to stop people enjoying themselves by drunken debauchery except of course for the Mod's Christmas Party where.............