The Gardeners Rest #11 ( 2016)

[Aberdeenplotter]

rary, oh good the Final tonight, thank goodness it coming to an end, wonder if I will catch sight of AP in the crowd, he is sure to be there him being a TV star, in fact I am surprised that he is not a contestant as I heard Lumpy saying to VC about how he moved while they were watching the recording of him on beechgrove, it was "look at THAT what a way to move about in a garden" there could have been a tut tut from VC because she spoke during his performance, I am not really sure

Tsk Rary, You can't accuse VC of tutting, chickens cluck

[veggiechicken]

and with a quick Cluckity cluck, VC went off to practice her Paso Omeleto to the tune of...........

[rary]

The northern lights of old Aberdeen, this was so that AP would feel at home while being her dance partner

[veggiechicken]

...........although VC was very fond of the "Cock o' the North" but the less said about that the better as this is a famly forum
"Rary, here's a pound to put in the jukebox. Let's liven the GR up..........Of course I trust you not to spend it on alcohol or..........

[Sheneval]

..tipping the Barmaid just so you can .............

[Lumpy]

watch her wig fall off as she dangles upside down.

Now, back to VC and her interpretation of the Clucko Beako....................there in the single spot light stood a resplendant VC, her feathers had been tweeked and blowdried, the rose in her beak was beautiful and she tapped her foot to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z81q8ke0iE

while she waited for her matador to..............

[veggiechicken]

strut out of the shadows, clicking his heels with his cape on (geddit?).............................

Hang on, said VC, not so fast................

[Lumpy]

do you have a license for that....................

[jackarmy]

"Indeed i do " he replied, " do you have the room ?"

[veggiechicken]

The barmaid, wiping the smile off her face, delved deep into her ample cleavage and pulled out a key, a very specia key, for a very special room
"Come here, young man, she said to Jack, and I'll show you.................

[jackarmy]

Heaven........or at least, my version of it

[Lumpy]

Don't mind the cobwebs and chains as it has not been cleaned since my afternoon training session with GL.........she then dragged Jack off screaming while Rary stood looking all wistful and............

[veggiechicken]

........edged slowly towards the bar, hoping that nobody would spot him. With the barmaid having her wicked way with Jack (its been nice knowing you Jack) the coast was clear for rary to step into the barmaid's shoes.................

[jackarmy]

Rary, Rary...........nooooooooo, screamed the one known only as Jack," ive got that sick squid i owe you" he said as he took out a pretty poorly looking Teuthida from his now torn, jacket pocket.

[Sheneval]

,,but rary had n time for slimy squid - he had managed to sqeeze into the Barmaid's shoes. 'no mean feat' and having donned Jack's discarded cape was clicking his heels as hard as he could in an effort to impress VC and Lumpy who were watching him with..............