The Gardeners Rest #11 ( 2016)

[veggiechicken]

........amusement! Rary in 6" heels and a batman cape, trying to tap dance like Fred Astaire, whilst pulling a pint with a slippery squid clenched between his........

[jackarmy]

Monkey wrench, just as Sir Cliff came on the juke box...................Oh for cliffs sake screamed Lumpy, i forgot the mulled wine, anyone off to aldi ?

[Sheneval]

-- the audience mulled over this statement until finally everyone gathered by the fire saying things like this is the spice of life and other nonsensical statements people make when under the incluence of...........

[rary]

rarys mesmerising personality, which only showed when he was getting free drink, and of course providing every one in the bar with drink as well, then casually asking VC for a favour.........watch out for the barmaid

[veggiechicken]

's false teeth. They fell out when she was in the middle of...............

[rary]

Trying to entice me to the back room, said rary, she wanted me to buy a bottle of whiskey that we could supp together while making our selves comfortable, but her teeth fell out when I told her no chance, thinking I would buy a bottle of whiskey no way

[Lumpy]

Just as Rary finished speaking there was a very loud scream and Lumpy, VC and Shen all jumped (well slowly clambered) on top of the table.

Lumpy was pointing at the floor where the biggest creepy crawlie anyone had ever seen was doing a pretty good job of clacking like maraca's...................it's OK shouted Jack it's only the barmaids teeth I'll put them back on my.........

[rary]

Ear as soon as I can dislodge her from my....

[Lumpy]

my wallet that is................

[Sheneval]

along with all the moths and other beasties lurking in............

[Lumpy]

my sporran..........................whilst Rary was having a furtle in his sporran Shen was staring into the corner where Trigger was still sitting.

He was sipping his trade mark marhinny - stirred and not shaken of course.

Shen had noticed that Trigger seemed to be..............

[veggiechicken]

............trembling and his eyes were popping! Trigger stared fixedly, looking over Shen's shoulder, past Lumpy's ..............

[Lumpy]

perfectly shaped elephant bum, over Rary's huge sporran, past Shens bag of peanuts towards the fairy that had appeared by the Christmas tree.

Trigger was terrified as it could be ................

[Small pumpkin]

The ghost of Christmas past. Not many know what he did before panto, and that's the way he liked it because................

[Lumpy]

he was so embarrassed to have been a 'clothes horse' for a top Milanese designer...............strutting about in made to measure clothing made his fetlocks itch and then one night whilst he was at the end of fashion week party a sneaky pappahorsy had taken pictures of him.............