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    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want that Bridge two lanes or four?"
    Last edited by HeyWayne; 30-07-2007, 11:37 AM.
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    Thanks Heywayne. That gave me a laugh this morning - but it gave my husband a better one.

    From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

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    • #3
      Me too, that is funny!

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      • #4
        Brilliant one HeyWayne Thanks for the laugh.
        Happy Gardening,
        Shirley

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        • #5
          Nice one...............and sooooooo true!
          My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
          to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

          Diversify & prosper


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          • #6
            Hahahaha, lol!!! Thanks HW for cheering up another dull day in the office!
            Life may not be the party we hoped for but since we're here we might as well dance

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            • #7
              Heard similar one about Leicester City winning the premiership.
              The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
              Brian Clough

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