Bin men who don't look to check that the boxes (yes I have 2) that are only to contain plastic / glass and tins are actually empty before they place them back in the path and put the lid inside in the rain, which means they must have seen they had not emptied it all !!
Telephone calls from companies telling me that they
"Believe that I was involved in a road traffic accident"
No but my space rocket was parked on mars and a Venusian drove his space rocket into the side of my vehicle causing damage, but was not actually in the vessel when it happened some eight universal years ago, as I was being entertained by a three breasted woman from the planet Varg at the time.
"Do you remember the actual date of this accident" - What the Fudge !
It then descended into how I believed these companies were parasites that actually promoted artificial claims and higher insurance costs and that if I could I would place them all against a wall and execute them come the revolution.
With a last request to remove me from whatever list they had purchased in order to keep pestering me as this was the third such call in under a week.
Telephone calls from companies telling me that they
"Believe that I was involved in a road traffic accident"
No but my space rocket was parked on mars and a Venusian drove his space rocket into the side of my vehicle causing damage, but was not actually in the vessel when it happened some eight universal years ago, as I was being entertained by a three breasted woman from the planet Varg at the time.
"Do you remember the actual date of this accident" - What the Fudge !
It then descended into how I believed these companies were parasites that actually promoted artificial claims and higher insurance costs and that if I could I would place them all against a wall and execute them come the revolution.
With a last request to remove me from whatever list they had purchased in order to keep pestering me as this was the third such call in under a week.
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