Minor rant thread 2017

[KevinM67]

Yet another ailment...
Managed to skid on the wet, nonslip tiles at the baths ...and managed to get my toe stuck in a small grille

Would it be really bad forum etiquette if one found this post mildly amusing.

[Nicos]

Trust you!

[lottie dolly]

I must have a rant on reading back,sorry Nicos,i know i wanted rid of that demond fairy,but did not expect it to fly the channel,hope the frost will see the darned thing off,sending you good vibezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[KevinM67]

^^^^ Honestly Nicos, when I originally read your post I thought - ooh, that must have hurt.
Then you start to visualise it - you can't help yourself sniggering a little.

Surely you've had a bit of chuckle at others misfortune - somebody bumping their head, a person slipping, your other half stubbing their toe, a granny falling of a bus, etc.

[JanieB]

I haven't been able to park anywhere near my house so I can't unload my shopping. Due to the current temperatures the groceries will come to no harm.

[Florence Fennel]

A text message from the GP to call the surgery and when you do it's closed until the next day!

[Bigmallly]

Piggin' Computers..................

[SusieG]

Piggin' Computers..................

^^^^^^aaaargggh BM - computers ................. !

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em .............

[Lumpy]

That you can't get a doctor at the weekend - its either a phone call to somebody who has to read a list of questions off a screen (no chance of taking a tempreture or looking at the blood in his cough then) or a phone call for an emergency ambulance that may or may not turn up within the next 12 hours (they are so over stretched) and a visit (plus a long wait) to get into A&E to find out that your OH should be admitted but there is no beds available (last Sunday).

The staff are so swamped with people and drowning with under funding.......

[Bigmallly]

Leeds United...............you're a piggin' embarrassment..............

[Alison]

Leeds United...............you're a piggin' embarrassment..............

I was really pleased for Sutton, and Lincoln for that matter yesterday but did think Leeds were strangely woeful

My rant is thinking I'm on the Soccer Banter thread so not chatting (and it's football anyway, we're not in the USA)

[Potstubsdustbins]

Tenants who tell bare faced lies. You can stand there with your smug smile be we know your lying and rest assured you'll get yours...................by the bucketful..

Sorry madam can't get the part to fix your boiler till Friday

[JanieB]

Went to grill myself a chop and my 13 month old cooker went bang! Only under warranty if I registered within 30 days of purchase. Think I'll talk to electrician son before I get the makers to send someone in at my expense. :-(

Where have the emoji's gone?

[happyhumph]

Caught youngests vomiting bug - puking up last night, & rough all day today

[mothhawk]

Had a puncture this morning on the way to work. I'd just turned off the motorway and was under the tangle of flyover sliproads you get as the motorway continues above you, so no hard shoulder and I had to keep driving for a while till I could pull over safely to change the wheel. At 5.15 a.m. In the dark. In the rain.