It's May Day tomorrow so............

[Nicos]

So...the quest for cherry blossom may not be successful...but May Day or Labour Day is also known here as Lily of the Valley Day!
Did you know that?
Peeps give plants to each other, or posies from the garden!

An interesting read maybe?...
https://visitnormandy.wordpress.com/...day-in-france/

[bramble]

Very interesting Nicos. We learn something new every day.

[veggiechicken]

Nicos, the wild cherries are losing their blossom here. When the wind blows it looks like confetti or snow
May Day in Wales is the start of summer, the day when the cattle were turned out to pasture. Must let the chooks out to celebrate
Enjoy your dancing, everyone. I've already tripped over Sleepy and had to see Doc.

[Miss Mousetrousers]

I hope he's not grumpy or he won't be happy!

[Cadalot]

I used to be a Morris dancer but I kept falling off the bonnet

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Your Morris dancing leaves a lot to be desired! Washing and waxing your car in your slippers, waving your hankie all over to dry it off, then expecting to remain upright whilst attempting the Argentine tango will never catch on. Try doing it with the bonnet open but don't blame me if you get arrested for assault on battery!!

[Cadalot]

Miss Mousetrousers

We could do this one

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Now you've given me a haddock. Sorry - meant headache!

[Cadalot]

We will get told off my the mods for Cod-ing about ....

[Nicos]

Flipping hake you two...stop piscine around....we poor soles have to read all this

[Lumpy]

OK I've haddock enough!

I'm off to tell the GC a dory about a mermaid and a pincer.

[veggiechicken]

Behake or you'll be sent to the pun-ishment plaice on the norty step There's a vacancy and you can fillet

[Lumpy]

Stop being so crab-by VC as comedy is a whelk come change when its prawning down with rain!

[veggiechicken]

Been whiting for you to throw your mussel around, Lumpy, said VC in sunshiny South Whales

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Methinks you all need to stop carping about, stop being an aholehole, mullet over, plaice some fish-net stockings over your head, and dance to the tuna Shooting Shark by Blue Oyster Cult. After that, play a game of sardines! Could be brill with a glass or two of Chard-onnay!