(FUN) Summer Holidays......Rainy Bay (FUN)

[Greenleaves]

just a reminder the doors open on Saturday so don't leave it too late to book.

I have spent all day putting gaffer tape over the holes in the pool! What I want to know is who put all the comfrey leaves in there!

[Lumpy]

Please Sir, please Sir..................VC did it.

[Greenleaves]

If thats the case, I might need to suggest a new home for her pointy stick!

[veggiechicken]

Thinks...................GL doesn't realise how the holes in the pool were made

[Lumpy]

But, GL she was only trying to make a huge batch of tea to give to everybody as a Crrr Crrr mus gift.

[Cadalot]

OMG only half way through the year and that "word" is already being used - Bah Humbug

[Greenleaves]

Excuse me Cads....i do do the humbugs.....aint that right Lumpy

[veggiechicken]

Now, now, children - no squabbling while we're on holiday or you'll all go back to school and write lines!

[Greenleaves]

are we there yet?

[Lumpy]

Nope GL we have another 24 hours till Tulsa?

Now, I've had an idea for alot of entertainment and a bit of excercise.

How about Space Hopper Races?



This is what one is for all you lot who had a lifetime without the joy of bouncing.

There is however one problem as mine ended up looking like it had some kind of spotty pox due to the amount of puncture repair patches it had to have applied.

We could get a dainty one for VC, a manly one for GL, a hairy one for Balders and three with stabilizers for Cad, LD and Sal. Of course Nicos would have to have one garlic shaped.

[Greenleaves]

Morning Campers

A beautiful morning here at Rainy Bay



Keys can be picked up from reception at 14.00, but if you have traveled far and arrived early you can lets the kids play in the pool whilst you enjoy the lovely surroundings of our poolside cafe.

Happy Holidays!

[Lumpy]

^^^^^ I wish...........................

[veggiechicken]

Hello Happy Campers and welcome to Rainy Bay Holiday Camp
You can collect your keys and holiday issue wellies and umbrellas from the luvly lady in the long mac and sou-wester behind the desk. Her name is Lumpy and she will escort you to your caravan.
Excuse the squelchy noises - Lumpy has had a blow-out in her left wellie and the puncture repair patch wouldn't glue properly in the damp - I mean glorious sunshine we've been blessed with at Rainy Bay - until today that is
If you have any questions please ask Greenleaves - he knows everything about the Holiday Camp

[Lumpy]

Erm sorry campers but the squelchy noise is not my wellie - I knew the extra, extra hot curry last night was a mistake.

Anyhow, a full list of holiday entertainments will be available from GL as he is an absolute fan of dancing, panto's, wild and wacky entertainment as well as being the important end of Trigger the one and only Panto Horse who might be making a special appearance so GL can keep his hoof in so to speak.

Please refrain from feeding the crocodiles, virociraptors, do do's and elephants.

[JanieB]

Wot's this about children? I came here to escape from the screeching from my neighbours youngest child. Much as I love hearing children play, this starts at circa 6am. I need peace. Does Rainy Bay have an adult only area?