(FUN) Summer Holidays......Rainy Bay (FUN)

[Greenleaves]

The Mods have been splashing the cash and purchased 25 seaside caravans.

The vans are on a parc with a swimming pool (a leaking one) and a licenced club house. We will be opening on the 1st of July 2017.

All are welcome but there is a catch, all who stay must post holiday snaps and not ones borrowed from the interweb

Happy Holidays

[veggiechicken]

The Mods are looking for Volunteers to provide the entertainment in the clubhouse, organise the catering & BBQ and maintain the grounds.
Please put your names forward, preferably before the grand opening on 1st July
We know we can rely on you to make this venture a success

[Greenleaves]

I am sure Lumpy will be involved somewhere

[Lumpy]

I am sure Lumpy will be involved somewhere

Oh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I can't stay as I've not been on holiday for years.

I am a snapless Lump........sob sob.

[Greenleaves]

You can be a Green Coat then Lumpy

[Lumpy]

Can I have a xylaphone like the goddess of camp Gladys from High De High?

Yes, I know its spelt wrong......

If not I may have to decline your offer as my social calendar may be fully booked.

[Greenleaves]

If you must.....but we need some holiday makers first.....

[Nicos]

I hope there is a small gardening area for those hoping to have a working holiday????

[Greenleaves]

Well there is 4 acres of grass if that counts

[Nicos]

Perfect!
I'm sure there will be people hoping to create a pond area, nature area, sharing of skills?
I have a feeling there is access to a large supply of so'westers....Just in case!

[veggiechicken]

Maybe we need to recruit some sheep to mow the grass?
Or donkeys, then we could offer donkey rides on the Rainy Bay beach?

[Lumpy]

I will need a piggin big donkey VC......................just asking.

[Greenleaves]

We have special donkeys in Rainy Bay Lumpy





We give them a special drink

[Greenleaves]

In addition to being a Green Coat lumpy you get your own luxury staff accommodation free of charge

[Lumpy]

You are so thoughtful GL. The van would be perfect with a few multi colour spots, small wind turbine and a roof garden.

At least we could call the leaky swimming pool a squash court and let Cad and Balders have hours of fun trying to lasso huge flying donkeys.