(FUN) Summer Holidays......Rainy Bay (FUN)

[Lumpy]

So, what we need is 3-4 2 hump wine camels for you VC to keep you going for medicinal reasons, 3 2 hump camels with beer, 6 with 1 hump with spirits (and thats just Rary for when he gets to where he's going on his wagon) plus an assortment of various camels (I want my own fully stocked with brandy) to keep everyone else content.

What is a huge pack of camels called anyway - whatever it is we need at least 6

[veggiechicken]

Sorry Lumpy, camels are allergic to brandy, brings them out in spots, so you'll have to make do with Brian, who was hiding under the sofa when all the rest of the pups were christened Bernard

[lottie dolly]

I would like to book a few days for 2 please,bank holiday weekend,special request is a ground floor place,or a working lift,also accsess to a large hall for a party on 1 off the evenings ,am up for the bouncy thing Lumpy,without stabalizers thankyou,as for camels,no thanks,they spit,

[Lumpy]

VC if I sticky tape a pouffle to the St Bernards back it would look just like a camel.

LD you are on - there is a cosy ground floor, fully adapted tent. What do you think?

[Nannysally99]

I'd like to book a long weekend please. Don't mind what floor I'm on ....
Would like an en suite please though

[Greenleaves]

Ladies....they are caravans!

But as the site manager this is my one

[lottie dolly]

Thankyou Lumpy,just await confirmation on a party room now,GL you are welcome to that,is the upper deck incase we get flooded so you can stay dry,must get a dingy just in case,

[rary]

Hello,, I'm still waiting for a hammer and nail
GL is that a see through swimming pool on top of your van?

[Greenleaves]

Only when it rains rary.....

[Greenleaves]

As it is Wimbledon we thought we would arrange a tennis tournament tomorrow......we thought it was such a cracking idea that all campers will be scrambling to take part.....we change the rules slightly



We poached the picture off the interweb

[JanieB]

I'd like to book a long weekend please. Don't mind what floor I'm on ....
Would like an en suite please though

What! We have to sleep on the floor?

[rary]

If you want a beer or wine, I will need a hammer and a nail, a big nail

[Lumpy]

Now, Rary I thought that after years of therapy you had been weaned off your hammer fetish?

[rary]

Ah Lumpy, its nothing to do with my fetish (which you shouldn't know about) but if you want me to come off my wagon and get any alcohol out if these camels I will need a hammer and a big nail

[Lumpy]

Yoooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooo is anybody here sang Lumpy in her musical sing song voice which sounded like fingernails being dragged down a blackboard.

She knew that the Daft Duck and Ex Weeder were at the Ex Mod Revializing Spa where they could get psychological help and unlimited mud baths for the trauma of dealing with the grow it (Ha Ha) community.

Lumpy sniggered as she thought about all of her attempts to grow a money tree, a varicose vein eliminator and a trunk lift berry bush and knew that other gardners had as much trouble as she did but with the more mundane aspects of radish and carrots.

She also knew that Rary wanted to go on holiday somewhere warm and sunny.................Lumpy sniggered into her wrinkled, floppy trunk as she thought that the only way that was possible (with the current weather patterns) was for Rary to spend 3 days in an airport, 16 hours on a plane and 5 days recovering from a bout of self inflicted stomach problem (she decided not to mention vomit or squidgy poo).

As nobody answered her trumpeting call she decided that she was on her own and so would have a go at.......