Special Offer... free weeds!

[Greenleaves]

First visit to the plots for 4 weeks due to our holidays.

During our time away I have managed to grow some prize winning weeds

If anyone would like some please pm me your address and I will gladly send you some free of charge!

There is however a minimum order quantity of 1000

I await your requests

[veggiechicken]

Even I can refuse this "kind" offer

[lottie dolly]

can i jump in here ,thankyou,i have a named weed if anyone is interested,it's called bind weed,and lives up to it's name,is also a very prolific grower with a white trumet flower,no order to small,thanks for looking

[Snoop Puss]

Very good, LD. I'm in the boat. Plus I have some weeds that people do actually buy: wild rocket, amaranth and purslane. I cannot for the life of me think why anyone would spend money on seeds when they come by the million for free.

[Bren In Pots]

First visit to the plots for 4 weeks due to our holidays.

During our time away I have managed to grow some prize winning weeds

If anyone would like some please pm me your address and I will gladly send you some free of charge!

We could set up a weed swap, I'm sure there's plenty of us who would join in

[veggiechicken]

How about a WSP (Weed Seed Parcel)?
I'd be happy to send some Enchanter's Nightshade and Hedge Woundwort and I don't need any swaps, Thanks

[Aunty Social]

I just saw this thread title - thank you so much for the laugh! (I haven't got many weeds in my veg patch, but then I have n't got many vegetable plants, either)

[cariann88]

I am in if there is a seed swap. I have plenty of weed seeds to get rid off

[rary]

Thank you, I will take them Greenleaves as many as you have if its postage free, just compost them for me for a couple of years and when ready I will give you my postal address

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Good job you're not selling them as you could have trouble with the Trades and Descriptions Act because you'd have to define what is classed as a weed which would than depend on the purchaser's personal preference as per what they call a weed. I quite like dandelions, buttercups, Welsh poppies and various daisies but I get over-run with hellebore, aquilegia, and brunnera seedlings. Anyone want some, if so they are on special offer during this equinox only; after then I'll pay you to take them away!

[rary]

not selling them hellebore, aquilegia, and brunnera seedlings. Anyone want some, if so they are on special offer during this equinox only; after then I'll pay you to take them away!

The Vine just gets better and better, I will pass on your special offer and go for the second part where you will pay for taking away, can I set my payment or do I have to negotiate though I must tell you I am not that good at negotiating, you will probably, beat me into a higher offer

[Miss Mousetrousers]

No problem! We can set up a direct debit but I'll I need your bank details first. Do you want paying in Yen or Roubles, if not, I can do a swap for some deadly nightshade, sycamore seedlings and both mare-and horse-tail. They're not just any old common weeds you know because I'd never offer anything that wouldn't thrive plus they come with a 5 year guarantee which should be enough to convince you I only deal with quality. As for quantity, it all depends how much I can cram into a trailer.

[rary]

Bank details, my bank is a curly tailed, pink piggy bank, is that detailed enough, but I only deal C.W.D. (cash with delivery) in whatever legal currency you want to send me

[SarrissUK]

Could we maybe put the weed seeds into compost and make seed bombs with it, and send them as freebies to the b****rd companies that keep sending rubbish marketing through my door? lol

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Ah - in that case, how about some Himalayan balsam seeds as the pods pop as soon as you touch them!