1 Day and counting......................

[Lumpy]

I could open it for you as I don't need the key to get in and out

Now, Rary GL has announced that Nicos has lost the key so if you can let us all in what were you doing ferreting around in her drawers?

[Lumpy]

The pics a good find Deano,a lovely view of the old waggon.

Thats no way to talk about Trigger Doll.

[Lumpy]

Thanks Deano for bringing a hint of organisation to the proceedings. Now are you up for the rest of the drink order?

p.s don't forget the tea - Earl Grey, Lapsang Something, Darjeeling and of course Woody Bottoms famous 'Taste of the pig sty floor' with added rosehip.

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Yeah! But award it in the direction of "Rary" Sure he offered to buy the first round!

[rary]

Now, Rary GL has announced that Nicos has lost the key so if you can let us all in what were you doing ferreting around in her drawers?

I cannot give you an answer to that question Lumpy, when there is a lady concerned I have the utmost discretion~~~~ but as its Nicos well.......

[rary]

Deano, I think you need a loan of my hearing aid I said I would TRY the first round, after all when pipes and glasses and new beer etc. are being tried out someone has check everything is ok, and I am willing to be the trier ooterer of all beverages (the alcoholic kind) Lumpy can try the teas

[JanieB]

Sea no, I think you need a loan of my hearing aid I said I would TRY the first round, after all when pipes and glasses and new beer etc. are being tried out someone has check everything is ok, and I am willing to be the trier ooterer of all beverages (the alcoholic kind) Lumpy can try the teas

I wouldn’t worry Rary, i wouldn’t be surprised if you did offer to buy the 1st round as I heard a rumour that it’s free this year!

[burnie]

If it's free I'll have a pint of Port Ellen malt whisky please(and I'll wish you all a Happy New Year now as I might not be able to later after that.............)

[Cadalot]

Nope no panto for me..................I have been having several months of aversion therapy and its working.

OK WHO ARE YOU !
And what have you done with the real Lumpy?

[Lumpy]

Of course all the virtual drinks are virtually free in the virtual pub that is located in a virtual place somewhere in Etherland........................

And Cad I am the real Lumpy and I have the wrinkles all over my skin to prove it.

OK if panto is a notow how about a karaoke?

We could choose our own songs and LD fabulous choir..........



can sing harmony.

[Cadalot]

Lumpy do you follow the Just for Fun thread and have you seen Balders taste (I use the term loosely) in music !

[veggiechicken]

What about a circus?
Lumpy could do her dance (reinforced floorboards required!)
Apart from Lumpy and I, there wouldn't be any real performing animals but the others could put on their animal costumes or leopards, sorry leotards, and demonstrate their balancing skills after a session at the GR bar.
Anyone want to be Ringmaster/mistress/person?

[Lumpy]

Lumpy do you follow the Just for Fun thread and have you seen Balders taste (I use the term loosely) in music !

Balders has an interesting musical taste as I like heavy rock, Gregorian chant, sea shanties and blues.....................or maybe only 3 of those?

[Cadalot]

Lumpy I have found the perfect track for the circus performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9CSV0LXTO8 and they never released Love's a Prima Donna on CD in the UK, I may have to get my record player down from the loft as I now want to hear the whole album again.

[JanieB]

Do I have to set up camp outside the door to be first in or have others beaten me to it. And do the doors open at midnight or do we have to wait until later for the opening ceremony and ribbon cutting.

Surely the landlord and/or barmaid have to be in beforehand to light the fire and be ready to serve the first round.