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[rary]

But it was funny last year Cad It was even funnier watching certain Grapes scampering around like spring lambs trying to suck the drinks out of various items of clothing. I clearly remember someone shouting ' Rary get VC's sock out of your mouth and behave'

that was just a slight mistake, I didn't realise VC still had it on, and anyway she didn't complain

Rary the question comes to mind - help her out of what? - last year those Nell Gwynn outfits the barmaids were wearing were a little revealing!

I have heard that Lumpy was thinking of doing a Lady Godiva on her Panto Horse to this little ditty by Dr Hook and the Medicine Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzuVSKbIRQ

Cad being a gentleman, I would help them out of anything, though with some of them they dont require much assistance
As for Lumpy as Lady Godiva IIIIIIII I will again be the gentleman

[Baldy]

Helping barmaids out got me in to a bit of bother back in the day.... possibly got them in to a bit of bother too...

So, I'll do the loos - will need a couple of "stiff ones" to cope though.
Welcome to ToiletAnxiety.org

[Lumpy]

Me as Lumpy Godiva.........................erm I don't think so.

Triggers back is just not strong enough to carry a statuesque paciderm like me and I'm sure that it is written into the Human Rights Law that 'the world will not and should not experience and image of............a laughing...........naked elephant.........astride and bouncing up and down on.........any form of Panto animal'

[Greenleaves]

I have an old marquee if you want to make a body stocking Lumpy

[Greenleaves]

Ere Lumpy

Guess who the bouncer is at the GR this year?

[veggiechicken]

Dunno, but is it time to bow and scrape before your 'ighness

[Greenleaves]

I thought you were VC but then remembered how short you are

[veggiechicken]

May I say to all 'ere present, that GL has very hairy knees, even the knobbly bits are hairy
If I stretch up, I can even touch them

[Greenleaves]

That's it our (my) secret is out

[Cadalot]

May I say to all 'ere present, that GL has very hairy knees, even the knobbly bits are hairy
If I stretch up, I can even touch them

I had heard about your need to Ummm touch things! but I thought it was just a nasty rumour VC, I must say I'm a little shocked, and now I know what the pointy stack was really for as you are short and need to stretch!

[veggiechicken]

If you will run around in the middle of November wearing your mankini, GL, you should be grateful I didn't comment on anything else

Sorry Cads, didn't hear you clank in. You must have been spraying yourself with WeeD40 again!

[Greenleaves]

It's the cold honest...normally it's.....OH never mind

[burnie]

There's a lot of road kill up here, anyone want some Pheasant casserole?? any one need stuf.....(nearly had to ban myself there)

[Greenleaves]

There's a lot of road kill up here, anyone want some Pheasant casserole?? any one need stuf.....(nearly had to ban myself there)

I can help there Burnie ...the banning part not the stuff.....

[veggiechicken]

We're used to the sight now, GL. We turn a blind eye to your little foibles