1 Day and counting......................

[Lumpy]

Ere Lumpy

Guess who the bouncer is at the GR this year?

Do we, as sedate, well behaved (well except for a few) well mannered Grapes need a bouncer?

Or is your 'bouncer' one that can do amazing things with people on their knees?

[Lumpy]

May I say to all 'ere present, that GL has very hairy knees, even the knobbly bits are hairy
If I stretch up, I can even touch them

I am so thankful that you are not a few inches taller VC - off for a good brain boggle...................

[Cadalot]

GL. We turn a blind eye to your little foibles

VC they may be small but I've heard they are perfectly formed, and you would like them on your nose as a wart Whatever that means !

[veggiechicken]

Like Pince nez?

[Cadalot]

Like Pince nez?

I had to google that one "a style of glasses, popular in the 19th century" LOL

[Greenleaves]

All the rage when VC was a teenager then

[Lumpy]

I was going to ask what lobsters had to do with it..................

[veggiechicken]

.............because they put their Claws in Santa

Is that Cracker worthy???

[Greenleaves]

What like santa claws you mean?

[veggiechicken]

or, in your case, nut crackers

[Lumpy]

Oh no VC is cracking jokes......................if she gets too rowdy the bouncer might come in handy.

[Cadalot]

Oh no VC is cracking jokes......................if she gets too rowdy the bouncer might come in handy.

I would imagine VC and Yoda are about the same height and age so it would be a fair fight she has after all got a stick against the light saber. But what would her Star Wars Chicken Name be

ChewBawka
Darth Incubator
Hen Solo
Luke SkySquawker
Obi-wan Henobi
Princess Layer

[Lumpy]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ And so it begins.............................

[rary]

Good evening, have missed a day or two have you all been behaving? has anyone started taking bets on when the pointy stick regains it's powers no I shouldn't joke about that just in case it comes true

So Baldy is taking on the cleaning of the loos I knew we could find a good spot for him, BTW Badly did you know that in years gone by a good cleaner outer of loo pits could earn a weeks wages in a day by cleaning out those pits, tho I wouldn't expect you to be looking for payment, as you no doubt will be happy doing it for the good of the company, and of course you are always welcome to come and enjoy the company,,, just stand well down wind

[lottie dolly]

Strewth,is was you was it Rary,now you know why i been absent for a day or 2,rubs stinging eyes,i got cakes at the ready for open day.