1 Day and counting......................

[Lumpy]

OK you daft lot although there is no official panto practise this year the word 'Panto' has been mentioned a few times.......................now as we never agree on anything I have had a special one written for us all...................

It's called................Puss and Cinderella, who is holding a Goose climb a Beanstalk and go to Red Hood village looking for Aladdin in trouble to rescue from the garden gnome thieves called the Snow White gang!

[Cadalot]

Lumpy seems like a really long title that would be difficult to get on a ticket or even a bill board why don't we just call it something like EastEnders or Emmerdale similar story lines and level of acting skills required.

[Small pumpkin]

What about calling it..........
THE PANTO THAT ENDED ALL PANTOS

[veggiechicken]

BUT.................next year what would we call it?

?The Panto that ended all pantos after they were ended last year?

[Small pumpkin]

I'm seriously praying to every known (and a few that aren't ) gods, deities and anything else that will listen. That we don't have one next year

[veggiechicken]

What about Two next year?

[Small pumpkin]

VC Just stop it !!!

Our young lumpy doesn't need any encouragement

[Lumpy]

I'm seriously praying to every known (and a few that aren't ) gods, deities and anything else that will listen. That we don't have one next year

And the mutterings of the 'tiny squash' fell on unlistening ears as the universe had decreed that the Grape Panto was and always will be a unique experience to be suffered by only the selected few.

Other than that how about Final Panto 3....................then Final Panto 4 etc

[Lumpy]

VC Just stop it !!!

Our young lumpy doesn't need any encouragement

I'mmmmmmmmmm behinddddddddddddddd youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[veggiechicken]

What about "Return of the Panto", followed by "The Panto comes back". then "The Panto repeats itself"

followed by a guest performance of Aunt Acid and the Alka Seltzers?

[Lumpy]

There is an alternative to the riotous behaviour that normally erupts in the GR - we could scrap the idea of entertainment and all sit quietly and talk about slugs.

VC - don't worry as you can come with me to a little club I know where the drinks are warm, the clientel hotter and there is the constant throb of the Argentine Tango going on.

[Cadalot]

Lumpy - Emma And The Rhoids are available to book and perform if you are interested they also look like grapes.

[rary]

What about calling it..........
THE PANTO THAT ENDED ALL PANTOS

Lumpy after seeing SPs suggestion of a name, I have been giving it a lot of thought and taking what Cad said about getting the name on a card, so after deliberating over it I think I have the perfect name for it how about calling it...........THE PANTO, 2017

[Cadalot]

THE PANTO, 2017

Short simple to the point and can be used next year changing one digit! well done that man

[burnie]

Don't have Panto's up here, can we have "The Singing Kettle" or something similar...................?