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OH SANTA!
Santa's tumbled down my tree
Because he had a G&T,
Then he had another one
And thought "By Jove, it's lots more fun
Than trudging out in rain and snow.
I'll tell my Sat-Nav where to go.
I'm sick of wedging in chimney flues
And dry mince pies give me the blues.
How on earth can you feel jolly
When your bum gets pricked on boughs of holly?
Now Rudolph's got the rheumatiz.
Can't pull the sleigh. Can't do the biz,
But don't feel sorry and don't feel sad
Because I'm feeling rather glad.
Now that I am getting older
A weight's been lifted off my shoulder
'Cos all the presents that you get
They've all been bought on the internet!
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I work very hard so please don't expect me to think as well!
Love all of them so far. A good friend gets a Christmas cake from me as his present and I was running out of ideas for the decoration. Your first one is about to be copied! Ish.
"I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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Love all of them so far. A good friend gets a Christmas cake from me as his present and I was running out of ideas for the decoration. Your first one is about to be copied! Ish.
I like that one Janie, I thought it would be a good cake to start of the advent calendar it's a bit of a nudge to get those decorations out of the cupboard.
Last edited by Bren In Pots; 03-12-2017, 07:34 PM.
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