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try and grab at the elastic which had already pinged off Deano's head and was rocketing towards GL's.....
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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....damaged goods, luckily..."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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this distracted the barstaff enough for several customers to take the opportunity to..."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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...........add their drinks to rary's tab - the one that had remained unpaid since 2015. Surely there was a limit to the amount of credit he could offset against his Winter Fuel Allowance?
Shirley nodded sagely, " I've heard that GR management were threatening to stop supplying drinks to all customers unless rary's bill was paid
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The Grapes' jaws dropped - but don't worry, all their false teeth were well fixed and, apart from a slight chitter chattering and a few hasty sucks, no teeth were harmed by the bad news.
"We need a plan" said Janie, and I think I know a way to raise some money..............Comment
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we will auction....................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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........the old oil painting that hangs above the inglenook, the famous one by Vincent White Van Man that portrays...............Comment
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the original landlord of the GR who disappeared without a trace several years ago. His disappearance remains a mystery. Maybe...."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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...........he knows where the treasure is hidden? Looking puzzled, VC scratched her chin, the 3rd one to be precise, didn't he disappear the year that the bar takings amounted to 68p? There were rumours that..........Comment
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That rarest of raryties rary opening hisit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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...........sporran had shocked him so much that he emptied the till into a red and white spotted handkerchief and..........Comment
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stuck it on a stick over his shoulder and...."No,no,no we are NOT doing Dick Whittington or any other panto" said Lumpy, we are .."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
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having a sedate, calm and.............I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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sensible Streetly competition this year. She then realised there were barely suppressed giggles going on around her. Hum, she thought, time to get this lot in order. She must be joking, we're in the GR and the sun has been over the yardarm for nearly an hour. So she..."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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Janie I think you are setting the bar (and I don't mean the one where you can order me a drink) too high sensible, their is no one in here that does sensible, and "get this lot in order" the phrase should be get this lot an order, I would actually do it my self but unfortunately I have to goit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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and do the lambada because Lumpy told me I had too. I really wanted the okey cokey but Lumpy said I have very svelt hips so...................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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