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  • Like a blinding flash, all became clear VC can speak Parselmouth. Everyone knows that’s the mark of a Dark Wizard. Have you ever heard of a decent one who could talk to snakes? They called Slytherin himself Serpent-tongue and we all know what happened to Harry Potter when he was young. Harry actualy grew up to be a keen gardener but then again he would do with a name like Potter......
    Last edited by Cadalot; 17-12-2017, 06:32 PM.
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    • No, no, I'm not a Dark Wizard, Cad, I am a descendant of Dr Doolittle and have inherited a lot of his talents - as you must know because I talk a lot but Doolittle.

      Do you think its time to wake Basil or should we.............

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      • Put him against that gap in the bottom of the door? That draft is cutting me in two said........
        Last edited by Greenleaves; 17-12-2017, 06:45 PM.

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        • Cadalot, who looked like he needed a bit of welding on his...........

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          • gorget to stop....................
            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

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            • ...his Adam's apple getting trapped from time to time. We all thought his voice was naturally so high pitched but...
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

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              • it appears that the stripey tights he wore under his armour were cutting right into his..........
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

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                • ...jingle bells...but....
                  "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                  Location....Normandy France

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                  • he could not see into the future because they were made of flesh and not crystal ....
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                    • crystallised ginger which might have stopped the rash which had spread to............
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                        The area of his armor that had been modified to make it, ummmm less snug ...
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                        • allowing enough room for his hot toddy hip flask ....which complimented his built in sheet music holder....
                          "All set for Carole singing? " he squeaked , sucking on a Halls menthol cough sweet and firmly clasping his magnetic recorder.
                          (He had previously played the trombone, but it had kept getting stuck in his visor)....." anyone brought any mince pies ?"...he then started furtling around in a box of Walkers crisps looking for...
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                          • the little plastic toy having mistaken the box for corn flakes....
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                            • But what he pulled out of the box astounded everyone....
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                              Location....Normandy France

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                              • because it was a golden envelope with the words...............
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