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  • Master or Mistress is.

    All eyes turned to the Master, but he was still looking at...

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    • Controller is, is it the Mister or the old doctor, or the new burd (note the Scottish vocabulary, that comes from two of the last three docs coming from the north) who is now the Doctor.
      Hold on thought rary, how did we get into this mess all I wanted was a drink, this lot will do anything to keep it off me, and I will need to find out if Snoop was using bad language, what does concur mean
      it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

      Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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      • And I also note that Snoop sneeked in while I was busy
        it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

        Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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        • Concur, thought Snoop. That just means I agree, as in I concur with Rary that a drink is required. Preferably a strong one.

          By this stage, no-one knew what to think.

          VC decided the best thing to do was put those glowing toes in those glowing sockets on what could loosely be described as the dashboard. OK, perhaps not the most sensible suggestion, but the only one going and it did look like they would fit, and they were matching colours like sockets and plugs on computers (the expensive ones, at least, that she'd seen but never bought).

          No way were those glowing toes going in those sockets. In horror at the notion, they stamped up and down. Which seemed to have the same effect as bashing a telly with a slipper. The Tardis began to make a more promising noise...

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          • ..............a rumbling noise that came from somewhere in its depths, the rumbling got louder, lights were flashing, there was a high pitched screech...........and Deano shouted "Get my toes out and fast, they're blocking the intake to the superflugel flap and, if that can't work, we'll...........
            Last edited by veggiechicken; 28-12-2017, 07:01 PM.

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            • End up like the Blob!"

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              • Too late, said VC to Snoop
                Deano has already morphed into Mr Blobby
                and

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                • Oh yum yum squealed a happy Flumpy as he went to take a huge bite out of the Blobs......
                  I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                  Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                  • head,and was promptly pushed face down into the jelly like substance by............
                    Last edited by lottie dolly; 28-12-2017, 08:34 PM.
                    sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                    • the stampede of grapes heading for the door as they realised that they had at last accidentally done something right. BUT were they back in the GR and in the right time zone. They opened the door to find....
                      "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                      "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                      Oxfordshire

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                      • the scene in front of them completely frozen. Tullulah the bar maid was mid pint pull, the log flames were still and the dust hung in mid air.

                        Obviously the GR needed its customers to come to life and everyone in the Tardis piled out of the door and watched, gob smacked, as motion resumed in the bar.

                        Tullulah finished her pint, the flames were roaring and the dust was floating gently everywhere.

                        Whoopee shouted Lumpy we are back where we belong. As Rary rushed to the bar methodically opening the 17 security locks on his wallet everybody was too busy watching him in anticipation to notice...........
                        Last edited by Lumpy; 29-12-2017, 03:49 PM.
                        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                        • VC setting up drinks for every one, and paying for them as well, she was just so grateful to be back home.
                          it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                          Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                          • the water drips all over the place from the meltdown,or was there a burst pipe,quick yelled LD phone Potty ..........................
                            Last edited by lottie dolly; 29-12-2017, 05:01 PM.
                            sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                            • "I promised I'd help you pay for this round, rary, as you can't remember all your combinations. I'm told memory failure happens a lot at your age. Its OK, don't be embarrassed, You can pay me back later. Can't he, everyone?"
                              and the Grapes shouted, as one...............

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                              • "Yes!!!!!"

                                "Where's Deano?", asked Tullulah the barmaid. "What'll he be having?"

                                Everyone gulped. Flumpy even gulped twice in guilt at having tried to take a bite out of Mr Blobby.

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