And rary just sat there thinking it would have been better getting run over by the snowball
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Then rary realised that VC was heading to the GR, so giving himself a shake(to get rid of all the dust from the feathers) he then headed to the bar where...it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers
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which meant he needed a drink having seen the charges especially for his favourite tipple of whisky. Just then Lumpy decided to...."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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show everyone her tango routine. Since watching Streetly she'd become obsessed with flipping her legs in short sharp movements and had put a dance routine together which..............I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.
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she expected everyone to learn in order to compete with each other. JanieB did her best flounce which didn't resemble anything like Lumpy's choreography and Rary, VC, Nicos and all the other clientele were also doing their own thing. Oi! shouted...."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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clutching his bruised brassica's.
Lumpy meanwhile had decided that she was ready to have a go at the seductive tango splits. Using her trunk to support.................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.
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the barperson shouted "oi! that's not the sort of tango you're supposed to be doing. Cash up front". S Lumpy.."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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fixed her eyes into what she thought was the meanest of stares and said, with, a very bad accent (a cross between Manuel out of Fawlty Towers, Yoda and Darth Vader) 'if you want it come and get ..................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.
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....my neck brace cos I think I'm stuck in this position.
Being her obedient self, Lumpy started putting her money up front, but her bra was already a pretty tight fit....."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
Location....Normandy France
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and had no room to compensate for things like dancing. As she bent forward to place the coins on the bar there was a huge twang as............I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.
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the elastic tethering Rary's wallet to his sporran suddenly broke causing him to...."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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