The Gardeners Rest #12 (2017)

[rary]

Yes Cad. its great how we remember these sayings after the event, I have no money left so, would you like to buy me a drink, or are you skint as well

[Lumpy]

Of course Cad is not in a skirt Rary shouted a slightly deaf Lumpy but he has.........

[Nicos]

....got the fluffy slippers on this morning from the wardrobe...the ones which match the polka dot frock he so admires...so much so....

[Lumpy]

he has ordered spotty jim jams in various......................

[Nicos]

...shades of ladybird....his favourite being....

[lottie dolly]

the pink with yellow spots,it make's makes him,well so special as well as nice and cosy..............................

[Lumpy]

far more than the really spotty ones that made him look lke a medieva plague victim. As the Grapes in the bar discussed Cads unusual choice of nightwear a low droning noise began outside the the pub.

It started to get louder and louder until finally everyone could hear 'What have you done with Christmas we want it back now'

Lumpy, not the bravest of elephants opened the heavy oak door a crack and peered outside. At first she was blinded by the glow from the flaming torches but saw, once her eyes had adjusted that a very large group was gathered ready to charge the bar.

Reindeer had their battle horns on made from over cooked choux pastry, elves had body armour made from striped sweets, fairies had huge pieces of fudge that had gone solid in the cold ready to throw and Father Christmas was in the very front crossing off names on a huge scroll of parchment.

Quick shouted Lumpy to the bar they are about to lauch jingle bombs and..............

[Nicos]

...Frosty the Snowman is about to....

[Lumpy]

spray us with.....................

[Cadalot]

Yellow snow ...

[Aberdeenplotter]

which of course when you are colour blind..........................

[rary]

Where do you get yellow snow, asked rary, I have never seen snow that colour

[Nicos]

....glows in the dark as the colour is extracted by fairies from the secret Glitter Mines deep under the North Pole.
But I didn't sheare that information with you did I?
With one zap of the light pen the Men in White removed their sunglasses and....

[rary]

But then all I ever see is white or Gray snow

[JanieB]

....glows in the dark as the colour is extracted by fairies from the secret Glitter Mines deep under the North Pole.
But I didn't sheare that information with you did I?
With one zap of the light pen the Men in White removed their sunglasses and....

asked the barstaff which of the nutters club they had been sent to collect. Bemused, the barstaff..